Lolbot

A person that uses '"lol" WAY too much on web blogs/instant messengers.

Bob: "Dude, I just killed my wife"
Al: "lol"
Bob: "You're such a lolbot"

by Bob and Al November 27, 2009

Lolbot

Someone that can do freakin' sweet moves when nessicary, often accompanied by a blood blister and a security guard.

"Woah, you see that LOLBOT at the show last night?"
"Yah"
"He was sick"
"Lololololol!"

by AlexBlood May 28, 2008

Lolbomb

To send multiple text messages, from different people, that contain the message "lololololol"...etc. at the same time.

Dude, we totally Lolbombed James and his phone crashed!

by JWDevine February 21, 2009

Lobotocism

The act of stabbing someone in the forehead with a crucifix. Surgical apparel and holy water optional but recommended. Hey you want it to work right?

When a lobotomy or an exorcism isn’t enough by itself, try combining science and religion performing a lobotocism!

by Travesty December 8, 2021

Lolbit

Lolbit, the best animatronic in Sister Location. The one that doesnt escape and betray its friends

Oh look! Its Lolbit!! *happy screeching noises*

by Lolbitisbest December 28, 2021

Kards lobotomy

When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.

Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.

by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022

lobotomite

A lobotomized brain-less human from the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Fallout: New Vegas and are found at Big Mountain. Usually they will attack anything moving, with axes and various weapons. They often wear masks or engineering suits that are strange and freaky. Created from the Dr.'s experiments and are hostile at all times. Most are directly taken from the Mojave Wasteland (from robots) and brought to Big MT. for experiments. The only known person to travel to Big MT. in the wasteland and not become lobotomized is Elijah, Christine, and Ulysses.

What are you fighting in Fallout: New Vegas?
Those stupid lobotomites.
Those things are creepy as fuck.

by TexasRed May 8, 2019