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A person that uses '"lol" WAY too much on web blogs/instant messengers.
Bob: "Dude, I just killed my wife"
Al: "lol"
Bob: "You're such a lolbot"
Lolbot by Bob and Al November 27, 2009
Words you can keep
Someone that can do freakin' sweet moves when nessicary, often accompanied by a blood blister and a security guard.
"Woah, you see that LOLBOT at the show last night?"
"Yah"
"He was sick"
"Lololololol!"
Lolbot by AlexBlood May 28, 2008
To send multiple text messages, from different people, that contain the message "lololololol"...etc. at the same time.
Dude, we totally Lolbombed James and his phone crashed!
Lolbomb by JWDevine February 21, 2009

Lobotocism 

The act of stabbing someone in the forehead with a crucifix. Surgical apparel and holy water optional but recommended. Hey you want it to work right?
When a lobotomy or an exorcism isn’t enough by itself, try combining science and religion performing a lobotocism!
Lobotocism by Travesty December 8, 2021
Lolbit, the best animatronic in Sister Location. The one that doesnt escape and betray its friends
Oh look! Its Lolbit!! *happy screeching noises*
Lolbit by Lolbitisbest December 28, 2021

Kards lobotomy 

When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.
Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.
Kards lobotomy by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022

lobotomite 

A lobotomized brain-less human from the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Fallout: New Vegas and are found at Big Mountain. Usually they will attack anything moving, with axes and various weapons. They often wear masks or engineering suits that are strange and freaky. Created from the Dr.'s experiments and are hostile at all times. Most are directly taken from the Mojave Wasteland (from robots) and brought to Big MT. for experiments. The only known person to travel to Big MT. in the wasteland and not become lobotomized is Elijah, Christine, and Ulysses.
What are you fighting in Fallout: New Vegas?
Those stupid lobotomites.
Those things are creepy as fuck.
lobotomite by TexasRed May 8, 2019
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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