LOLbotomy

LOL-bot-o-my (lol-BOT-uh-mee)
- noun, plural - mies.

1. When a person does nothing but laugh during a conversation, particularly when involuntary.

2. When a poster on a message board responds only with "lol" or "lirl" in every thread.

1. "Have you talked to Janet today? She won't stop giggling, it's like she had a LOLbotomy or something."

2. "STFU hot_chik69, when did you get a LOLbotomy?"

by Hiroshima, Mon Amour February 16, 2009

Kards lobotomy

When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.

Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.

by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022

lobotomite

A lobotomized brain-less human from the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Fallout: New Vegas and are found at Big Mountain. Usually they will attack anything moving, with axes and various weapons. They often wear masks or engineering suits that are strange and freaky. Created from the Dr.'s experiments and are hostile at all times. Most are directly taken from the Mojave Wasteland (from robots) and brought to Big MT. for experiments. The only known person to travel to Big MT. in the wasteland and not become lobotomized is Elijah, Christine, and Ulysses.

What are you fighting in Fallout: New Vegas?
Those stupid lobotomites.
Those things are creepy as fuck.

by TexasRed May 8, 2019

Lobotomite

A word commonly used by Pyrocynical that describes someone who is completely retarded.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Logan Paul?

Person 2: Yeah, what a lobotomite

by 2001HondaCivic September 29, 2019

before the lobotomy

a song by Green Day. its on their album, "21st Century Breakdown".

person 1: have you heard the song "Before the Lobotomy" by Green Day?

person 2: yeah! its a really good song!

by Mr.Minority August 25, 2010

Liquor Lobotomy

The act of drinking heavily to induce a blackout intended to wipe out a bad memory.

Also used to describe the act of waking up from a blackout night and getting totally smashed again to keep those memories from surfacing.

Oh man, I can't believe I just banged that chick. Gimme a bottle of Wisers, I need a liquor lobotomy.

Jesus christ, I just saw your grandmother naked! Pass me that bottle, I need a liquor lobotomy!

Jill: Do you even remember what you did last night?
Jack: Uhhh....no...nothing. The entire night is a blank.
Jill: Drink this. You're gonna need a liquor lobotomy.

by Somtaw January 26, 2010

Lobotomized Starfish

A complete idiot of a person, incapable of performing basic operations.

He was driving like a lobotomized starfish out there!!!

by NASCARJUNKMAN March 1, 2022