Lolbant

what is written on someones profile when they are banned from a forum.

Person 1: I hear Brunton got banned from the forum for being a pedo.

Person 2: Lolbant

by The 2.0 December 15, 2008

LOLbated

When you laugh out loud at your own joke.

OMFG I totally just LOLbated.

by mtPoopsAlot April 26, 2017

Lolbang

A verb used to ruin the beautiful act of lovemaking. May also be used in an affectionate way, such as when someone is actually trying to tell you that they love you and that you are the best lay they have ever had.

"Can I lolbang you?"
"Sure hun, after I ram my fist up your arse."
(giggles from both parties)

by Etak_soda September 29, 2011

lolpants

lolpants is a substitute for "lol"

It is usually used when the thing being loled at is not what you want to happen, or is annoying, or rubbish, or perhaps inconvenient for someone else.

Can be used a perfectly legal alternative to lol

Very useful

Friend: I fell down the stairs
Me: Lolpants

Me: I am so alone in the world. I have no friends.
Them: lolpants

etc...

by Jon Bz0r February 20, 2008

lolbating

To use the letters LOL for sexual stimulation.

lolololololololol *lolbating*
lol

by Qwerty Joe December 20, 2005

Lolbananaz

A well repsected, funny member of the MLIA community.

Llamafish69: There is a hole in my sock! I must leave to change it! *leaves to change sock*

Lolbananaz: You need a hole in your sock to get your foot in though. o_O

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNPQRSTUVWXYZ July 18, 2010

LOLBAT

A term used whenever and wherever something remotely funny comes up!

Guy 1: You Fucking Idiot, I told u not to flush the fucking cat down the toilet. Its not good for mister kibbles.
Guy 2: Sorry Bro, I forgot
Guy 3: Why the fuck did he even need to be told to not flush a cat down the toilet.
Guy 1: Cuz hes a fucking idiot!
Random Guy on the Streets: LOLBAT11!!

by LOLANTBERS May 21, 2010