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A verb used to ruin the beautiful act of lovemaking. May also be used in an affectionate way, such as when someone is actually trying to tell you that they love you and that you are the best lay they have ever had.
"Can I lolbang you?"
"Sure hun, after I ram my fist up your arse."
(giggles from both parties)
Lolbang by Etak_soda September 29, 2011
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what is written on someones profile when they are banned from a forum.
Person 1: I hear Brunton got banned from the forum for being a pedo.

Person 2: Lolbant
Lolbant by The 2.0 December 15, 2008
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LOL Bang 

1.- The bombarding of one person in a three way conversation with LOL, often occurs in a chat room

2.- When a group of friends LOLs together in a chat room

3.- When a nerd, geek, freak or loser has sex of any kind, (short for Loser On Line Bang)
1.-
Dude1: U sux, lol.
Dude2: Y?
Dude3: He's right, lol.
Dude2: Stop!
Dude1: lol.
Dude2: lol.

2.-
Guy1: lol!
Guy2: lol!
Guy3: lol!
Gurl: WTF?! Ah, lol!

3.-
Nerd: I'm gonna get laid 2nit!!! Yez, Ima smexy!
Dude: UR not smexy, and your gonna get LOL Banged!
LOL Bang by Jack of Nights March 27, 2009
a funnier way to say rather than the general 'lol'
Steff: "Is Dumbledore gay?"

Katie: "I think so. it's probably why he likes Harry so much!"

Steff: "lolbags!!"
lolbags by Fia bbz February 9, 2009
To be teabagged on an online video game whilst the person or persons teabagging say 'lol'
Oh im gonna teabag him good,

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLBAG
lolbag by Deccy boy April 19, 2008

LOLanguage 

A catchall term to describe the influence of internet meme and AIMspeak on the actual English language. LOLanguage is often typed, but can be spoken as well in the right crowd.
Typed LOLanguage:

SallyChr01393: OMG, did you see how Drew dropped his tray at lunch today?
JESSI97Grrl: ROFL! Talk about a FISH STICK FAIL

Spoken LOLanguage:

"You ready watch that new Demetri Martin special?"
"Yeah man, let me just grab my lollerskates and I'll be there!"
LOLanguage by Rawxome May 7, 2009

Lolbananaz

A well repsected, funny member of the MLIA community.
Llamafish69: There is a hole in my sock! I must leave to change it! *leaves to change sock*

Lolbananaz: You need a hole in your sock to get your foot in though. o_O
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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