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A verb used to ruin the beautiful act of lovemaking. May also be used in an affectionate way, such as when someone is actually trying to tell you that they love you and that you are the best lay they have ever had.

"Can I lolbang you?"
"Sure hun, after I ram my fist up your arse."
(giggles from both parties)

Lolbang by Etak_soda September 29, 2011

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Lolbant

what is written on someones profile when they are banned from a forum.

Person 1: I hear Brunton got banned from the forum for being a pedo.

Person 2: Lolbant

Lolbant by The 2.0 December 15, 2008

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LOL Bang • lolbag • Lobang • LOLanguage • Lolbananaz • lolbanned • Lolbant • lowbanger • Lil Bangla • Log Banger

LOL Bang

1.- The bombarding of one person in a three way conversation with LOL, often occurs in a chat room

2.- When a group of friends LOLs together in a chat room

3.- When a nerd, geek, freak or loser has sex of any kind, (short for Loser On Line Bang)

1.-
Dude1: U sux, lol.
Dude2: Y?
Dude3: He's right, lol.
Dude2: Stop!
Dude1: lol.
Dude2: lol.

2.-
Guy1: lol!
Guy2: lol!
Guy3: lol!
Gurl: WTF?! Ah, lol!

3.-
Nerd: I'm gonna get laid 2nit!!! Yez, Ima smexy!
Dude: UR not smexy, and your gonna get LOL Banged!

LOL Bang by Jack of Nights March 27, 2009

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lolbags

a funnier way to say rather than the general 'lol'

Steff: "Is Dumbledore gay?"

Katie: "I think so. it's probably why he likes Harry so much!"

Steff: "lolbags!!"

lolbags by Fia bbz February 9, 2009

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lolbag

To be teabagged on an online video game whilst the person or persons teabagging say 'lol'

Oh im gonna teabag him good,

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLBAG

lolbag by Deccy boy April 19, 2008

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LOLanguage

A catchall term to describe the influence of internet meme and AIMspeak on the actual English language. LOLanguage is often typed, but can be spoken as well in the right crowd.

Typed LOLanguage:

SallyChr01393: OMG, did you see how Drew dropped his tray at lunch today?
JESSI97Grrl: ROFL! Talk about a FISH STICK FAIL

Spoken LOLanguage:

"You ready watch that new Demetri Martin special?"
"Yeah man, let me just grab my lollerskates and I'll be there!"

LOLanguage by Rawxome May 7, 2009

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Lolbananaz

A well repsected, funny member of the MLIA community.

Llamafish69: There is a hole in my sock! I must leave to change it! *leaves to change sock*

Lolbananaz: You need a hole in your sock to get your foot in though. o_O

Lolbananaz by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNPQRSTUVWXYZ July 18, 2010

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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