lolbanned

if you have been lolbanned, you have been saying LOL (shudder) too much, whether via PM or text, or even...OUT LOUD!!!
yes, its true. if anyone is to be heard SAYING "lol" they must be immediatly be beaten with the nearest heavy object whilst you should 'LOLBAN!'

geek: 'look at that guy on his bike. lol'

SMACK

you: 'LOLBAN! you've just been LOLBANNED!'

lolbanned by Prima Nocta October 26, 2008

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LOLbated

When you laugh out loud at your own joke.

OMFG I totally just LOLbated.

LOLbated by mtPoopsAlot April 26, 2017

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lolbanned • Lohanned • LOLbated • lolzanne

Lohanned

To consume drugs or alcohol to such an extent that there is a legitimate danger of losing one's driver's license, undergarments and stomach contents all on the same night. Naturally, this term is derived from Lindsay Lohan's standard Monday night itinerary.

"Hey, I just got paid. Let's go down to the Sunset Strip and get completely Lohanned!"

Lohanned by Paul-Pierre Smalls December 9, 2008

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lolzanne

lolzanne is lol x 100

shane dawson is lolzanne

lolzanne by kickbuttsurrey October 25, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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