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dogstacles

dogs that become obstacles, impeding your movement through a room, building or other location.
I would have arrived more quickly but there were many dogstacles blocking my path.
dogstacles by Rowena Davis September 1, 2008

listacle 

An "article" written in the form of a list/slideshow in which points are just slapped on a page without any thought to cohesion. See also: a shitty excuse for journalism
Oh, look, another Buzzfeed listacle: "26 Things Only People Wearing A Single Sock Will Understand."
listacle by onomatameoba October 21, 2014

lolstache 

Mustache reflecting a consistent smile of the wearer, despite the fact that most mouth never be seen.
Rich Uncle Pennybags wears a persistent smile due to his great wealth in selling Monopoly games which can only be seen by way of his lolstache.
lolstache by GunsNFNRoses December 1, 2010

dogstacle 

Combination of 'dog' and 'obstacle'. When your dog lays down in your path - usually when you are carrying something heavy and don't see him.
I fell over that dogstacle when I was moving the shelf down the hall.
dogstacle by macpuppy July 26, 2010

dogstacle 

When a dog becomes an obstacle.
I tripped over a dogstacle in the dark.
dogstacle by slimsalmon January 25, 2005

lobsticle 

(n): A lobster flavored frozen treat usually enjoyed on a stick. First referenced in the song "I Can See Clearly Now" by Anne Murray.
plural: lobsticles

(v): The act of eating a frozen lobster on a stick.
Greg said "ain't nothin' better than sucking on a lobsticle on a hot day".

Greg said "I loooove to lobsticle"
lobsticle by bruce_wayne March 27, 2009