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Logstacle
A large piece of hound rope usually found down a thin back alley, ginnel or snicket, where one has to manoeuvre over it like its an obstacle.
Bloody hell Jeeves, walking down the back alley to yours I was confronted by a rather large logstacle which was a bugger to leap over. It almost tripped me up
Logstacle by BigBadBeako November 20, 2019
Related Words
logiticle • Legiticle • legiticlit • lobsticle • logicycle • logitical • Logstacle • Lolsticles • legit clepping
lobsticle
(n): A lobster flavored frozen treat usually enjoyed on a stick. First referenced in the song "I Can See Clearly Now" by Anne Murray.
plural: lobsticles
(v): The act of eating a frozen lobster on a stick.
plural: lobsticles
(v): The act of eating a frozen lobster on a stick.
Greg said "ain't nothin' better than sucking on a lobsticle on a hot day".
Greg said "I loooove to lobsticle"
Greg said "I loooove to lobsticle"
lobsticle by bruce_wayne March 27, 2009
legiticlit
A woman/female whom does not reward men with sex. Derived from the words 'legitimate' and 'clit'.
Antonym: legitidick
Antonym: legitidick
Mark: "Wow, this chick is legiticlit!"
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Mary: "She ain't legiticlit!"
Sue: "How come?"
Mary: "She cheated on Paul."
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Mary: "She ain't legiticlit!"
Sue: "How come?"
Mary: "She cheated on Paul."
legiticlit by g³ February 9, 2018
Lolsticles
The body part responsible for the production of a LOL. Lolsticles are also not exclusive to men only.
Bill: "Fuck Man! Did you hear that chick's LOL!"
George: "Shit, her Lolsticles must be fuckin' HUGE!"
George: "Shit, her Lolsticles must be fuckin' HUGE!"
Lolsticles by D..A..N.... November 1, 2009
logitical
logitical by fasfasfdsbgdfhdgjdf August 13, 2017
logicycle
logicycle by lisaprincessofwales February 26, 2003
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