An "article" written in the form of a list/slideshow in which points are just slapped on a page without any thought to cohesion. See also: a shitty excuse for journalism
Noun: A beloved,deceased pet frozen for the benefit of the owner(s) who are not quite ready to depart with their dog. Certain veterinary offices are willing to keep your labsicle indefinitely for a fee.
Mr. Smith visited his labsicle frequently for several years until his grief ceased enough to get a new puppy.
A large piece of hound rope usually found down a thin back alley, ginnel or snicket, where one has to manoeuvre over it like its an obstacle.
Bloody hell Jeeves, walking down the back alley to yours I was confronted by a rather large logstacle which was a bugger to leap over. It almost tripped me up
(n): A lobster flavored frozen treat usually enjoyed on a stick. First referenced in the song "I Can See Clearly Now" by Anne Murray.
plural: lobsticles
(v): The act of eating a frozen lobster on a stick.
Noun: A frozen labia by means of inserted ice cubes, subsequently coated in now hardened Cottee's Ice Magic (or equivalent magical hardening chocolate sauce).