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The act of terrorising your family so they cower in the bathroom all weekend so you can watch the football in peace
Dave: "I watched all the games in peace this weekend"
Phil: "Didn't your wife and kids annoy you?"
Dave: "Nah....I lodged them"
Lodged by TheNRLRoast May 9, 2018

Lodged Chopsticks 

Lodged Chopsticks- When a person is asian and anal retentive about something (which most asians are) one might say that have a bad case of "lodged chopsticks" up their ass.
Hey Timmy, Did you see Serena today? She has a euro test and is bitching at everyone. She must have lodged chopsticks up her ass.
Lodged Chopsticks by Susie Red December 24, 2006

Lodged Rabbit

Like when you do a poo and it brushes ur bumhole pubes and it feels like the poo is covered in hair. and then it gets stuck almost at the brim of the rim of the hole.

lodged chain 

The best Fortnite player known to the world. His aim is impeccable and he builds like a god.
Lodged chain is f****** cracked right now.
lodged chain by Itsrossmsauce October 11, 2019

lodged horseshoe 

Someone who has a run of luck is said to have a "horseshoe lodged" deep within the nether regions. Usually after a long string of beating improbable odds and reaping the benifits of their luck.
Brett Murray just gave me another bad beat, he had a two-outer! I swear that he has a lodged horseshoe tonight.
lodged horseshoe by Timmah17 April 20, 2006

great wolf lodged 

A water park and u can stay there to!
I had so much fun last night at great wolf lodged i cant wait to go again
great wolf lodged by Coco123456 December 11, 2016