Definitions by AssTek

Lodged 

Ploy for sex in exchange for a place to sleep for the night.

Note: There doesn't actually need to be a place to sleep, nor do you have to make good on it, but, it's kinda a dick move not to.

I lodged Crotch Thumper for the Red Dress Run so she didn't have to drive all the way back home.

Lodged by AssTek October 7, 2013

Bacon Borrowed 

When you "borrow" something edible/consumable without someone's permission, that probably, won't be missed, with no intention of ever, ever, giving it back.

Where did you guys get all these jello shots?

We bacon borrowed them from Hogtown last weekend when we visited them.

Bacon Borrowed by AssTek November 27, 2012