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Ploy for sex in exchange for a place to sleep for the night.

Note: There doesn't actually need to be a place to sleep, nor do you have to make good on it, but, it's kinda a dick move not to.
I lodged Crotch Thumper for the Red Dress Run so she didn't have to drive all the way back home.
Lodged by AssTek October 7, 2013
Words you can keep
The act of terrorising your family so they cower in the bathroom all weekend so you can watch the football in peace
Dave: "I watched all the games in peace this weekend"
Phil: "Didn't your wife and kids annoy you?"
Dave: "Nah....I lodged them"
Lodged by TheNRLRoast May 9, 2018

Lodged Chopsticks 

Lodged Chopsticks- When a person is asian and anal retentive about something (which most asians are) one might say that have a bad case of "lodged chopsticks" up their ass.
Hey Timmy, Did you see Serena today? She has a euro test and is bitching at everyone. She must have lodged chopsticks up her ass.
Lodged Chopsticks by Susie Red December 24, 2006

Lodged Rabbit

Like when you do a poo and it brushes ur bumhole pubes and it feels like the poo is covered in hair. and then it gets stuck almost at the brim of the rim of the hole.
OOOOW a Lodged Rabbit it burns

lodged chain 

The best Fortnite player known to the world. His aim is impeccable and he builds like a god.
Lodged chain is f****** cracked right now.
lodged chain by Itsrossmsauce October 11, 2019

lodged horseshoe 

Someone who has a run of luck is said to have a "horseshoe lodged" deep within the nether regions. Usually after a long string of beating improbable odds and reaping the benifits of their luck.
Brett Murray just gave me another bad beat, he had a two-outer! I swear that he has a lodged horseshoe tonight.
lodged horseshoe by Timmah17 April 20, 2006

great wolf lodged 

A water park and u can stay there to!
I had so much fun last night at great wolf lodged i cant wait to go again
great wolf lodged by Coco123456 December 11, 2016
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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