lobtard

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A dismissive term for a person that fervently follows the teachings of Jordan Peterson
Modelled on libtard and Peterson's extensive use of lobsters in his book 12 rules for life

Gary dumped his girlfriend because she didn't read 12 Rules For Life. He's such a LobTard.

lobtard by WitchTomato August 25, 2020

Words you can keep

loltard

A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.

That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!

loltard by craigD September 3, 2008

Related Words

lobtard • libtard • loltard • libtarded • lotard • Loptarded • LGBTard • Libtardation • Libtard cuck • libtard demonrat

LOLtard

A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.

That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!

LOLtard by craigD June 27, 2006

libtard demonrat

a liberal democrat.

He voted for all libtard demonrats, so you know he is a libtard demonrat too

libtard demonrat by Rowdy2467 May 26, 2022

libtard

liberal retards, used when a liberal is being a retard !!!

Oh shut up libtard snowfuck

libtard by caviera May 9, 2022

LGBTard

A person who has the most retarded ideas about gender/sex/etc. They are most likely vegan, damn near obese, astrologicaly lesbian, and finds themselves to be better than everyone because they are woke. This person is similar to a feminist but much much worse. They often involve themselves with things that shouldn’t portain to themselves but does it anyway.

Example of a situation: Say you call you friend a faggot, but obviously as a joke.

LGBTard: “um excuse me that’s offensive, you are a terrible person. Did I mention that I’m vegan? Animals all around the world are dying because of greedy humans. Of course you wouldn’t know because your’e a white male. You should honestly just do your research...”
You: *leans over to whisper to friend* “we have an LGBTard on our hands”

LGBTard by RetardedTeen December 2, 2018

libtard

a blind believer of left wing politics who is unable to think for themselves and easily swayed by the media

libtard: i love AOC

libtard by anon20001995 November 15, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026