Lingasm

What ESPN and other national sports writers have every time they bring up New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin.

Dave: Dude, I can't watch Sportscenter anymore. I am so sick if the non-stop Jeremy Lin talk.

Jeff: I know, it's like every time Magic Johnson brings him up he has a Lingasm

by trippster426 May 26, 2012

lidgasm

Happens when you are opening a container with a flimsy lid, i.e. yogurt, ranch, fry sauce, and the damn thing skeets all over you.
AKA the yogasm, squirgasm, and skeeting of the lid

Guy 1: What's that on your shirt?
Guy 2: Dude, my fucking yogurt skeeted all over me when I was opening it.
Guy 1: You got hit by a fucking lidgasm.

by Crunchyness October 3, 2007

Lipgasm

Similar to an orgasm, the event that occurs while applying chap stick to lips that have been dry, and or chapped for an extended duration of time.

It was so cold downtown yesterday, and my lips got so chapped I had a huge lipgasm when I put some chap stick on them.

by H011@buscemi March 9, 2012

Bodi Lingam

Ycheap politicans are called bodi lingams.
They clap for their cm saab

Nani is a bodi lingam
Amabati is bodii

by Pernii December 29, 2020

lingam

Lingam (Sanskrit for "shaft of light") is the term for the Hindu god Shiva as represented by a phallus (erect male organ). Usually found in conjunction with the Yoni ('vulva") which represents the goddess Shakti - the source of Creative Energy. They co-join to form Bhrama - the Universe. This is the Hindu Trilogy; the representation of the twins of Creation and Destruction as the highest manifestations or aspects of the One (Bhrama).

by yoni September 12, 2003

litgasm

when you are immensely turned on by a piece of literature.

I was reading Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist and had a total litgasm.

by paige 7765 January 11, 2008

LANGASM

An event of immense and epic proportions. LANGASM is a Local Area Network (LAN) party that is so epic and grand in nature that the phrase "LAN party" is no longer sufficient. The anticipation of this event could cause spontaneous copulation simply from thinking or planning the event. Set up should never be done the day of the LANGASM. For example see nOObs. This day or days must be meticulously planned and executed. Second rate items such as food, drinks, entertainment, other essential party supplies and annoying friends are strictly prohibited. Naps are permitted, but sleep at your own risk. Your score and/or hair-do may be adversely affected. L337 speak is encouraged, but it is never ok to say "I shot him with my gun" while playing a FPS (First Person Shooter) game.

The LANGASM was so epic that Cory busted a nut prematurely, again.

by [EEF]General Havoc September 9, 2008