Libgasm

The action of a libtard

1. When a Liberal has a meltdown or aneurysm when seeing something they don't agree with
2. When someone gets off to "correcting" people over simple mistakes.

Everyone hates a libgasm-er, whether you are a communist, anarchist, neocon, Nazi, or a libertarian, people who have libgasms are a detriment to society.

Guy 1: Did you hear there was another bombing in Yemen? Dead women and children, everywhere.
Neo-Liberal: Well, if you voted for HILLARY CLINTON, there would be none of these problems in the world, because we would have intervened and profited- I mean, kept the peace in Yemen.
Guy 1: Stop having a libgasm

by Comrade Cat September 14, 2020

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lidgasm

Happens when you are opening a container with a flimsy lid, i.e. yogurt, ranch, fry sauce, and the damn thing skeets all over you.
AKA the yogasm, squirgasm, and skeeting of the lid

Guy 1: What's that on your shirt?
Guy 2: Dude, my fucking yogurt skeeted all over me when I was opening it.
Guy 1: You got hit by a fucking lidgasm.

by Crunchyness October 3, 2007

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Lipgasm

Similar to an orgasm, the event that occurs while applying chap stick to lips that have been dry, and or chapped for an extended duration of time.

It was so cold downtown yesterday, and my lips got so chapped I had a huge lipgasm when I put some chap stick on them.

by H011@buscemi March 9, 2012

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litgasm

when you are immensely turned on by a piece of literature.

I was reading Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist and had a total litgasm.

by paige 7765 January 11, 2008

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Lingasm

What ESPN and other national sports writers have every time they bring up New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin.

Dave: Dude, I can't watch Sportscenter anymore. I am so sick if the non-stop Jeremy Lin talk.

Jeff: I know, it's like every time Magic Johnson brings him up he has a Lingasm

by trippster426 May 26, 2012

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