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Lipton Dip

The placement of the male testicles into one's mouth. (See tea-bagging.)
"Dude, its Wednesday and I kicked your ass at this round of Halo 3, hows that Lipton Dip tasting?
Lipton Dip by Chrix and A!ex December 22, 2007
Spence: Eh Yo', I'm drinking Lipton's, what you drinkin B?
Pete: Nestea...
Spence: FUCK YOU!
lipton by Splancer September 22, 2006
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"In our reality, we are but one in a collection of others, a lifonium of you and I, together."
Lifonium by Lorden Legend October 22, 2020

Lipton Shades 

In the vein of the Hot Carl, Rocky Raccoon and Cleveland Steamer, the Lipton Shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst crapping in his pants. Important is to squish around enough to cover one's testicles with the crapulence. You apply the Lipton Shades to your partner via the Cincinatti Bowtie where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to 'tea-bag' your partners eye sockets with poop-stained nuts. Leaving them with a glowing set of Lipton Shades.
At my friends bachelor party, we had some skanky stripper show up with the remains of her prior john's Lipton Shades on her face. Damn! Girl, get a handi-wipe!
Lipton Shades by hungry monkey August 16, 2006

Liptonite 

Something that causes a person to sulk. I.e Have a Protruding Bottom Lip a.k.a. Have a

lip on
Thanks for taking me shooting Uncle. Dad had a right lip on because he didn't go. It was pure Liptonite.
Liptonite by The real Giz August 10, 2019

lifonabihfrnawaweneysifonabe 

Deriving from the song "1400 / 999 Freestyle" In which the first line Juice WRLD says "lifonabihfrnawaweneysifonabe"
Which is actually a slang term for the question of "Are you sexually attracted to your own gender??"
The term "lifonabihfrnawaweneysifonabe" is now used in text as a different and shorter way to ask such a question.
Me: lifonabihfrnawaweneysifonabe?
Person: Yes!! im a homosexual. UwU!!