Usually happens in a jail. To give it up the ass and then take it up the ass. 2 guys usually would give and take in the jail while they are showering.
Pete: I'm gonna give and take you up the ass tonight.
Mike: As long as i get to give first.
Pete: Deal!
Mike: As long as i get to give first.
Pete: Deal!
by Splancer April 08, 2006

Spence: man, i was bangin' my chick last nite, got up to piss, tripped over the dog and broke my boner.
Mike: dude that bites ass, but it's no Katrina
Mike: dude that bites ass, but it's no Katrina
by Splancer October 14, 2005

The funniest show known to mankind. Makes fun of Michael Jackson, Kirstie Ally, George Bush, Saddam Husein. You name it. This guy is the funniest man in the world, not only does he make fun of other people but himself. You can't not laugh at this guy. Especailly his Drummer Max Weinberg, when they have stare downs. Max's one liners kill me. Just watch the FUCKING show!!!
Conan O'Brian: ...and we have a wonderful show tonite, don't we Max?!
Max: uh...yeah...
Conan: Max... lay off the drugs
Max: will do Conan
Max: uh...yeah...
Conan: Max... lay off the drugs
Max: will do Conan
by Splancer January 21, 2006

1. No. of century's it's gonna take Toronto Maple Leafs to win The Stanley Cup.
2. 4 over 20
3. two four of beer (24 bottles)
4. TV show
5. 2 oz drank of a 2-6
6. XXIV
2. 4 over 20
3. two four of beer (24 bottles)
4. TV show
5. 2 oz drank of a 2-6
6. XXIV
1. Fuckin Toronto Meat Loafs
2. 24
3. Yo man, gemmie a 2-4 of Budweiser
4. Jack Bauer Power Hour
5. I'm hammered man!!
Dude, You've had 2 oz of vodka... fuckin ass
6. Roman Numeral
2. 24
3. Yo man, gemmie a 2-4 of Budweiser
4. Jack Bauer Power Hour
5. I'm hammered man!!
Dude, You've had 2 oz of vodka... fuckin ass
6. Roman Numeral
by Splancer December 17, 2006

Pete: Yo momma is so fat, when she sat down in high school class, she sat beside EVERYBODY!
Spence: Chi Fu
Spence: Chi Fu
by Splancer April 08, 2006

by Splancer January 21, 2006

When it's winter above +0 C/+32 F. Perfect enough to have a smoke and not freeze your fuckin hands off.
Weather Man: ...and it should be a faboulus day outside, as we're expecting some smokers luck for all you cancer stick lung suckers.
by Splancer December 17, 2006
