Splancer's definitions

Drigh

Pronounced: dry
To be high and drunk at the same time.

Spence: Hey man, let's get high!
Mike: No man, let's get drunk!
Pete: No guys, let's get drigh!!

by Splancer January 21, 2006

collective soul

best fucking rock band EVER!!

Spence: Man, did you go to the Collective Soul concert last nite?
Rob: No, they suck
Spence: Fuckin' chink

by Splancer January 22, 2006

conan o'brian

The funniest show known to mankind. Makes fun of Michael Jackson, Kirstie Ally, George Bush, Saddam Husein. You name it. This guy is the funniest man in the world, not only does he make fun of other people but himself. You can't not laugh at this guy. Especailly his Drummer Max Weinberg, when they have stare downs. Max's one liners kill me. Just watch the FUCKING show!!!

Conan O'Brian: ...and we have a wonderful show tonite, don't we Max?!
Max: uh...yeah...
Conan: Max... lay off the drugs
Max: will do Conan

by Splancer January 21, 2006

Chi Fu

Stands for Chicken Fucker. One who fucks chickens.

Pete: Yo momma is so fat, when she sat down in high school class, she sat beside EVERYBODY!

Spence: Chi Fu

by Splancer April 8, 2006

give and take

Usually happens in a jail. To give it up the ass and then take it up the ass. 2 guys usually would give and take in the jail while they are showering.

Pete: I'm gonna give and take you up the ass tonight.

Mike: As long as i get to give first.

Pete: Deal!

by Splancer April 8, 2006

it's no Katrina

It could have been worse.

Spence: man, i was bangin' my chick last nite, got up to piss, tripped over the dog and broke my boner.

Mike: dude that bites ass, but it's no Katrina

by Splancer October 14, 2005

creamer

slang for crystal meth

Pete: dude i am so bored...
Spence: man, i got some draino in the backyard we can mix with some medicine that would make some good huffin' creamer!
Pete: man Spence, if it wasnt for you; i'd still be in school.

by Splancer October 23, 2005