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Ethan Lindquist by The Truth Teller Of NorthGate September 21, 2022
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cunning linguist
A clever play on words to use in place of the word wordcunnilingus/word. The first play on words being of the similar sound, one who thinks a bit more about it will realize a "cunning linguist" would be someone who is skilled at speaking, implying the mouth, thus, someone skilled with their mouth.
cunning linguist by Good4u April 28, 2003
cunning linguist
The term "cunning linguist" is a clever play on the word cunnilingus. It is clever for 3 reasons:
1) "Cunning linguist" simply sounds astonishingly similar to cunnilingus.
2) Whoever discovered the phrase "cunning linguist" certainly was one.
3) A "cunning linguist" would have a dexterous mouth, aiding him or her in the act of cunnilingus.
This word play is a triple whammy!
1) "Cunning linguist" simply sounds astonishingly similar to cunnilingus.
2) Whoever discovered the phrase "cunning linguist" certainly was one.
3) A "cunning linguist" would have a dexterous mouth, aiding him or her in the act of cunnilingus.
This word play is a triple whammy!
cunning linguist by MC Mikey October 1, 2007
linguistinator
someone who slaughters a spoken language
Man, did you hear what that dude said? It makes no sense at all. Like all his words are coming from the Urban Dictionary.
He's a real linguistinator!
He's a real linguistinator!
linguistinator by jamaram January 23, 2010
linguist
Someone sick to death of hearing all of the following:
So, how many languages do you speak?
You should work for the UN. They speak languages.
You mean so you can, like, invent new languages? There's a lot of money in that, you know.
I like reading the dictionary.
So, are you a cunning linguist?
Chomsky. (knowing nod)
Oh, so you know where words come from.
Wanna come work for the CIA with us?
So, how many languages do you speak?
You should work for the UN. They speak languages.
You mean so you can, like, invent new languages? There's a lot of money in that, you know.
I like reading the dictionary.
So, are you a cunning linguist?
Chomsky. (knowing nod)
Oh, so you know where words come from.
Wanna come work for the CIA with us?
That linguist is fucking hot.
linguist by linguisticious September 29, 2006
Cunning Linguist
Cunning Linguist by Hugh Ekeberg September 13, 2005
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