4 definitions by jamaram

Dude, if she's afraid of getting prgnant you can always cornholicate!
by jamaram January 23, 2010
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when a highly anticipated sexual encounter goes very awry.

can also be used to describe any bad situation where catastrophy doesn't quite express the gravity
Dude, I finally got becky in bed. Damn, she is smokin' hot.

Then, wouldn't you know it, her fuckin' husband shows up.

What a fuckastrophy
by jamaram February 24, 2010
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The impressionable individual that has been convinced to give a plumpkin.
Glen: Last night was so crazy, I even got a plumpkin!
Dave: Who was the bumpkin?
by jamaram January 23, 2010
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someone who slaughters a spoken language
Man, did you hear what that dude said? It makes no sense at all. Like all his words are coming from the Urban Dictionary.
He's a real linguistinator!
by jamaram January 23, 2010
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