jamaram's definitions

bumpkin

The impressionable individual that has been convinced to give a plumpkin.

Glen: Last night was so crazy, I even got a plumpkin!
Dave: Who was the bumpkin?

by Jamaram January 23, 2010

cornholicate

anal sex

Dude, if she's afraid of getting prgnant you can always cornholicate!

by Jamaram January 23, 2010

linguistinator

someone who slaughters a spoken language

Man, did you hear what that dude said? It makes no sense at all. Like all his words are coming from the Urban Dictionary.
He's a real linguistinator!

by jamaram January 23, 2010

fuckastrophy

when a highly anticipated sexual encounter goes very awry.

can also be used to describe any bad situation where catastrophy doesn't quite express the gravity

Dude, I finally got becky in bed. Damn, she is smokin' hot.

Then, wouldn't you know it, her fuckin' husband shows up.

What a fuckastrophy

by jamaram February 27, 2010