Lindhurst 

Ball sacks...dirty ball sacks. Argues that he has the smallest penis. Loves to masturbate. He likes to sniggy snoggy. Huge Tim and Eric fan and gamer...BULLSEYE...NICE! Suffers from minor dyslexia. Hockey makes him rock hard. Enjoys the occasional rub down of bacon.

Hey lets run around naked and rub our asses on each other...wait you mean lets lindhurst?

Does anyone know what the sound of a ball sack is? um...lindhurst

Lindhurst by bungun November 29, 2010

lindenhurst high school 

run by a fat principle who jogs around the school after hours to "lose weight". lhs can't afford funding for shit b/c the budget is hated by all the citizens. the deans like to take your headphones and hats to pretend like they do their job when all they have to do is go into the bathrooms and bust kids for smoking on school property. the teachers are either really cool cats or the BIGGEST dickheads you will ever meet. the kids are the worst part of all. you have the obnoxious spanish bitches who squeal at frequencies that will make your ears bleed and they group in the hallways like cancer. you have the black bitches who think everyone wants to know their business and then give you lip when your fed up with hearing their shit and want to walk around their giant, slow moving asses. you have the stoners who flock to the smokers' corner every morning (and any free period they have) just to get their fix for the day (hour). you have the fat italian (polish too) bitches who think they are the hottest thing since sliced bread. you have the dirt bag alternative learning center (alc) kids and juggalos (same thing). the honors kids and the preps. and last, but not least, the freshmen with backpacks that make you stare in wonder at how such a tiny person can support a backpack four times the size of his body; they like to run through the hallways b/c you can never be too early for class! yeahh rightt.

at lindenhurst high school there is one drug dealer for every five students.

lindenhurst high school by swindlehurst gangstah July 8, 2009

North Lindenhurst 

1.The North Part of Lindenhurst. In Lindenhurst definitions people stated that LINDENHURST should not be confused with NORTH LINDENHURST but we are just different parts which make up one town but North Lindenhurst is not part of the village but we share the same area code and go to the same schools.

2.When your a kid you go to William Rall Elementary.

3.The Working Class Part of town.

4.The "Ghetto" of Lindenhurst.

5.Is more racially mixed than all the other parts of Lindenhurst.

6.BTW there are very few emos and not many scene kids here also there are not many juggalos.

7.I believe that our crime rate is a bit higher than other parts of Lindenhurst also unfortunently there is a rather high amount of sex offenders living here.

#1- We are not part of the village of Lindenhurst.
#2- I went to William Rall School as a little kid.
#3-I'm from North Lindenhurst I'm not some well off guy.
#4-Kids from other parts of Lindenhurst who call us this are either pussy or clearly never been to any ghettos.
#5-There is a fairly large hispanic population here and most black people of Lindenhurst live here.
#6- Doesn't sound like a bad place.
#7-Being that not everyone is well to do this is expected but those sex offenders should get beat in prison.

North Lindenhurst by NorthLindyGuy July 15, 2009

Lindenhurst Liquor Lid Tipper 

The arousing act of carefully popping the cap of a wine bottle off using your partner's throbbing anus, and then proceeding to fill the potentially bloodied anus with the distilled beverage. Usually between two men, but can be performed between any two sexes, (provided both have an experienced, prolapse-able anus of divine integrity.)

This one time, me and my buddy Keith performed a Lindenhurst Liquor Lid Tipper on each other, and my buddy Keith, like, I did it wrong, and the whole damn bottle exploded in his ass! I swear man, it was like, beating off to one man, one jar all over again! His glassy ass was bleeding for weeks!

Lindenhurst Liquor Lid Tipper by titty tickler of the seven sea September 14, 2017

Lindenhurst 

A town also known as Swindlehurst, Lindy is a south-shore town populated mostly by obnoxious Italian girls with fake tans, long hair, large gold hoop earrings, and boyfriends with Mustangs and mob connections. Lindenhurst is also known as the town where you can smoke muscle relaxers in your weed without people thinking you're weird.

My cousin lives in Lindenhurst- she hangs out in King Kullen and smokes pot with her mom every Thursday night.

Lindenhurst by Meghan Q. February 11, 2006

Lindenhurst 

Large town in Suffolk county on long island, founded by Nazis, often called Lindy-which is what u call some1 from Lindenhurst. Made up of the Village of Lindenhurst, North Lindenhurst, and Venetian Shores-Do NOT confuse VENICE (which is part of Copiague, just with the 11757 Zip Code) with VENETIAN Shores (which is technically West Babylon, but with Lindenhurst Schools and ZIP Code). There are also some dumbasses who call the area of the Village south of Montauk Hwy "South Lindenhurst". Overall population is about 40-45,000. Lindenhurst is about 80% white, but don't let that fool you into thinking we're not diverse, as almost 1/3 of those whites are 1st or 2nd generation immigrants that speak polish, Ukrainian, or even Italian at home. The rest is split between white trash, upper middle class people, sk8er bois, and poor-but-prep people. Then its 10% hispanic. The remaining 10% is made-up of Haitians, Africans, Turkish, Indians, and Asians.

Lindenhurst holds the record for most bars per person of any town! We also have a lot of homes divided into apartments (especially North Lindenhurst), hence the name Swindlehurst, but it's nothing like Venice in Copiague.
Oh and we have like no SiDEWALKS!!!!

Lindenhurst = Brooklyn with trees and without sidewalks

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Massapequan in Lindy: sup my white homie u juz like me.

Random Lindy: *something polish*

Massapequan: the fuck...

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Little kid on Halloween: Mommy, mommy I wanna go trick-or-treating!

Mom: I don't think so honey, since this town has no sidewalks and areas thar do are full of pedophiles.

Lindenhurst by Person102297 December 30, 2011

Lyndhurst NJ

A town, One square mile. Most Drama EVER. all the girls are sluts, and the teenagers get drunk and high almost everyday. They think they are cool if they get so drunk, to where they fall over themselves, and if they can not remember anything the next day. they boys are all man whores and players. ALL of the guys are players. most of the children grades are bad. if your not a slut in this town (which would be surprising) your probably to ugly and fat. If your pretty and not a slut, then your probably weird. If your pretty, not a slut, and not weird then that's extremely surprising. there are a few kids like this. Maximum amount, about 15. This towns school system sucks.

Person 1 : have you ever been to Lyndhurst NJ?

Person 2: oh, you mean the small town, with all the sluts drama and man whore players, that will probably work at Wendy's when their older?

Person 1: YES! thats it!!

Lyndhurst NJ by Sally Swenger. March 16, 2011