linched

To get your ass kicked.

I got my ass linched by my parents.

by solok May 13, 2005

Linched

To be pissed off, or stressed out.

Man, that motherfucker is linched, best be watchin' yo ass.

by Reaper14 June 11, 2006

linched

To be caught.

Shit, kevin got linched by the 5-0.

by d-unit August 14, 2003

ass lynched

Having just been sodomized (literally or metaphorically) against one's will.

1. Every April 15, I get ass lynched by the fuckin' IRS.

2. The professor told the students that the midterms would be equivalent to being ass lynched.

by jj1221 October 21, 2009

Loretta Lynched

To have your husband meet with the attorney general while facing an FBI investigation and trying to cover it up quickly before it ruins your campaign.

You hear about Hillary? Her campaign got Loretta Lynched and now Biden's gonna have to run.

by shopgifting July 3, 2016

Lonched

To get wasted or fucked up

"Bro u got so Lonched last night", "yeah Giselle just broke my heart im just gonna go home and Lonch myself"

by b0ki January 11, 2020

linced

to completely shut down opposing hitters in baseball, make them look stupid

Big time Timmy Jim just linced that Dodger, that is his 22nd strikeout of the game.

by deehoff October 9, 2010