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Limp biscuits 

When a transgender woman takes estrogen, the penis can no longer get fully hard. Meaning their penis will always be limp, because of the medication they take.
Natalie is having trouble during sexual intercourse, as she's taking limp biscuits.
Limp biscuits by Creative twat September 3, 2021
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limp biscuit 

Several guys stand in a circle around a biscuit (possibly a wheat digestive). They all begin to jerk off, ejactulating onto the biscuit. The last person to cum, consequently, has to eat the soggy biscuit.
limp biscuit by beast May 21, 2003

limp biscuit 

A game in which a group of boys crowd round a biscuit and try to ejaculate onto it. When there is only one person left who hasn't ejaculated, he must eat the biscuit.
Some kids played limp biscuit last night. No one ate the biscuit because they all thought the first guy to get an erection in the company of other guys was gay so they killed him.
limp biscuit by GAYGAY September 14, 2008

Limp Biscuit 

A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.
Damn bro. I'm sorry. You need to eat the limp biscuit dog.

Limp Biscuit 

A limp biscuit is the mathematical term for an infinity shaped curve, commonly misunderstood as a lemniscate. It has been rumored that the band Limp Bizkit got their name from the idea of being infinite, so they wanted to use the mathematical term for the symbol. But sadly the creators of Limp Bizkit did not have the greatest spelling skills and the word biscuit was misspelled in their name. The term limp biscuit originated from Jacques Bernoulli back in 1694.
Person 1: "What do you want your team name to be?"
Person 2: "Limp Biscuit!"
Person 1: "What did you say? Lemniscate?"
Limp Biscuit by that one gatton kid January 10, 2014

Limp Biscuit 

When the penis stays flaccid in times of stimulation, foreplay, or before any kind sex in general. A term for erectile disfunction.
Trev:Hey man, You have a fun weekend with the librarian chick?
Sam:I wish. I really struck out when I came down with a Limp Biscuit
Limp Biscuit by LNGTWROFPWR9000 February 26, 2015

limp biscuit 

After she made that remark to me I was just a limp biscuit.
limp biscuit by Anonymous November 6, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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