Van Rob

A place where petty people make other people's lives miserable and crackhead temps go into the bathrooms and overdose on heroin and theres an Ambulance there 4 times a week. And if you are a super hot blonde chick with a nice booty and or if you kiss your bosses ass and suck his dick you'll get all the easy jobs all day everyday and they mandate 7 days a week even if it's not an emergency.

Person #1 Yo, you work at Van Rob?

Person #2 Yeah man. Sorry I cant hangout got emergency mandated the whole weekend. Apparently there was another overdose and they needed the numbers.

by Savageman30004728883929 September 30, 2019

Limp Biscuit

A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.

Damn bro. I'm sorry. You need to eat the limp biscuit dog.

by Savageman30004728883929 October 24, 2019

Limp Biscuit

A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.

Damn bro. I'm sorry. You need to eat the limp biscuit dog.

by Savageman30004728883929 October 24, 2019

Paul Walker's Shampoo

They found Paul Walker's head and shoulders inside the dashboard!

Oh shit! That's Paul Walker's shampoo? His head and shoulders in the dashboard?

by Savageman30004728883929 October 23, 2019

GMC

Gay Man's Car. Or a Garbage Mexican Car. An American owned import. Garbage Motor Company. GMC

MY GMC HAS SO MANY RECALLS. MY STEERING WHEEL FELL OUT AND THE DASHBOARD COLLAPSED AND CRUSHED MY KNEES!

by Savageman30004728883929 October 16, 2019

2 Weeks

A trash game called Fortnite and it's a game that lasted for 2 weeks and then it died out. Hence the term "Fortnight"

This game called Fortnite is fucking aids. No wonder why nobody else will play it after 2 weeks.

by Savageman30004728883929 October 04, 2019