A state of existence whereby a male that is able to get laid and score pussy with seemingly little to no effort. Really can't explain why or how it happens, it just does.

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I must have had lucky dick last night st the club cause I picked up two sluts and banged em both.

Lucky Dick by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

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the physical act of producing sexual gratification on a male individual by using a tongue to create frictional contact over the penis. Sensitive pressure receptors in the penial skin produce singals that result in an euphoric sensation. This may lead to orgasm.

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lick dick by tonywashere April 5, 2011

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It’s when you lick the dick as you give a blow job

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This something you say when you are angry, sad, happy, horny or incredibly drunk. However, it is also satisfying to spew these words in rapid succession while you are driving for no particular reason other than you are bored and need conversation.

Driving down an open empty road and there is nothing good on the radio and you are alone.

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