4 definitions by tonywashere

lick dick

the physical act of producing sexual gratification on a male individual by using a tongue to create frictional contact over the penis. Sensitive pressure receptors in the penial skin produce singals that result in an euphoric sensation. This may lead to orgasm.

You have to lick dick if you want to be camp as a row of pink tents

by tonywashere March 20, 2011

shag

Collect balls. During volleyball, to make sure we had enough balls on hand, we would tell the kids that they had to "shag" their own balls. Thus, after they hit their ball, they would go and get the same ball and return it to the coach or to the person next in line.

Shag your own balls.

by tonywashere March 19, 2011

welfare wagon

Public Transit, especially a city bus

I take the welfare wagon to work.

by tonywashere March 20, 2011

clam digging

The visual image of a woman's underwear or pants riding up into her vagina.

she's wearing clam digging pants

by tonywashere March 20, 2011