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lesbiterian 

A woman who's life is dedicated to same sex partnerships and who's faith is so strong she cannot be swayed to enter into a straight relationship.
- Dude, that chick over there is hot.
- Don't bother bro, you have no chance. She's a lesbiterian.
lesbiterian by DarkHouse December 26, 2007
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Lesbiterian 

Someone who is a lesbian and a vegetarian
She is a Lesbiterian
Lesbiterian by Framie December 15, 2019

Lesbyterian 

A gay female whose lesbian tendencies border on religious.
Dave: Look at that girl wearing camo pants and sporting a spiky mullet. And wait, is that a "The L Word" t-shirt?! I didn't even know they made those.

John: Yeah, she's definitely Lesbyterian. Cool work boots, though.
Lesbyterian by Zhunah November 6, 2007

lesbitarian 

a bookish, often bespectacled member of the flat-shoe wearing community. May be confused with a heterosexual, dowdy female
Look at the girl with the books, do you reckon she's a lesbitarian?
lesbitarian by nathdogg September 24, 2003

lezbitarian 

A woman who becomes opinionated (usually politically) after announcing they are gay. Lezbitarians are generally boring so their "coming out" is a big deal. Once the newness wears off they need something else to keep the attention, so they turn political.
Lezbitarian Rosie wants W. charged with war crimes for the invasion of Iraq. Just when I thought it was safe to watch daytime TV again...
lezbitarian by heebahobba March 18, 2009

Lesbeterian 

Facetious term for lesbians. Used prominently by comedienne Judy Tenuta in the album title: Attention Butt Pirates and Lesbeterians. The word sounds similar to the Protestant Presbyterian sect, reinforcing the idea of describing a distinct in-group.
We were halfway through our appetizers before we realized that everyone else in the restaurant seemed to be Lesbeterians.

What is this, a Lesbeterian convention?
Lesbeterian by mr pinky December 28, 2008

lesbatarian 

Jim: "She doesn't like meat in her mouth."
Savard:"WHY?"
Kenny:"Because she's a lesbatarian."
lesbatarian by THE LESBATARIAN January 31, 2010
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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