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lesbaterian 

A trail mix-eating, Berkeley-living, Subaru wagon-driving, Birkenstock-wearing, organic food-promoting, protest-organizing, muff-diving, softball-playing, Harley-riding, toolbelt-wearing, gun-toting, yoga-teaching, vegan-cooking, demonstration-marching, Peet's-working, man-hating, cunty-toned, control-freak lesbian.
I said "what's up, coach" to the lesbaterian riding her Harly to softball practice in Berkely. She snarled back, with a cunty-toned excuse for a "hello."
lesbaterian by RLp June 24, 2005

Lesbyterian 

A gay female whose lesbian tendencies border on religious.
Dave: Look at that girl wearing camo pants and sporting a spiky mullet. And wait, is that a "The L Word" t-shirt?! I didn't even know they made those.

John: Yeah, she's definitely Lesbyterian. Cool work boots, though.
Lesbyterian by Zhunah November 6, 2007

lesbitarian 

a bookish, often bespectacled member of the flat-shoe wearing community. May be confused with a heterosexual, dowdy female
Look at the girl with the books, do you reckon she's a lesbitarian?
lesbitarian by nathdogg September 24, 2003

Lesbeterian 

Facetious term for lesbians. Used prominently by comedienne Judy Tenuta in the album title: Attention Butt Pirates and Lesbeterians. The word sounds similar to the Protestant Presbyterian sect, reinforcing the idea of describing a distinct in-group.
We were halfway through our appetizers before we realized that everyone else in the restaurant seemed to be Lesbeterians.

What is this, a Lesbeterian convention?
Lesbeterian by mr pinky December 28, 2008

lesbatarian 

Jim: "She doesn't like meat in her mouth."
Savard:"WHY?"
Kenny:"Because she's a lesbatarian."
lesbatarian by THE LESBATARIAN January 31, 2010

Lesbitarian 

I like the bean curd at that Lesbitarian restaurant.
Lesbitarian by Pykey3174 November 8, 2008