Laycock

Verb. to laycock; The act of begging for sex.

Man after homecoming, Mike was so desperate that he started laycocking his date.

by MrBubbles0005 November 14, 2007

Laycock

In Australian rules football, to completely stuff up a kick, handball or any other skill.

That was a terrible kick, he totally Laycocked it.

by domkelly April 20, 2008

Ben Laycock's

A boy of which that likes to partake in the packing of fudge. They are the real deal stool pushers. Enjoy turd burgling and occasionally they have been known to have a tendency to dress up as fairy’s.

Man 1: ''Oh look theres one of those 'Ben Laycock's'', Let's hide''
Man 2: ''Yeah 'Ben Laycock's' are real butt boys...we better watch out''

by Captain Noodles48 December 13, 2009

lamcock

small penis, small cock, a Person with little dick.

Hey i herd that boy have a Lamcock
"i fuck this guy last night, and he have a lamcock"

by CCC_Sta April 6, 2008

Lacock

the stinch of an unproperly scrubbed gooch

by Seen Bundel September 23, 2003

ladycocking

When a lady walks around with a shirt but no pants or underwear — i.e., the female equivalent of shirtcocking

Before quarantine my wife would spend like an hour getting ready for work and putting on makeup, but now she’s generally ladycocking.

by CookingMobster70 May 16, 2020

lazycock

Commonly confused with erectile dysfunction, "lazycock" is when your dick won't get hard. Not because it can't. Just because it doesn't feel like it. This disease spans all races and creeds. It doesn't matter if the person attached to the cock in question is horny or not. The closest someone can come to mimicking a lazycock is to fondle a semi flaccid penis for hours. Who knows you may just find out that you are dealing with a genuine lazycock in the process.

Bae: Come back to bed so we can fuck. (bites lip).
Man: I would but I've got a lazycock right now.
Bae: I can fix that. (Holes reference).

by wordwizliz April 1, 2015