Laycock
Laycock by MrBubbles0005 November 14, 2007
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Laycock • Ben Laycock's • Lacock • Lacocka • ladycocking • lamcock • layrock • lazycock • lap cock • La cockarochiz
Ben Laycock's
A boy of which that likes to partake in the packing of fudge. They are the real deal stool pushers. Enjoy turd burgling and occasionally they have been known to have a tendency to dress up as fairy’s.
Man 1: ''Oh look theres one of those 'Ben Laycock's'', Let's hide''
Man 2: ''Yeah 'Ben Laycock's' are real butt boys...we better watch out''
Man 2: ''Yeah 'Ben Laycock's' are real butt boys...we better watch out''
Ben Laycock's by Captain Noodles48 December 13, 2009
lamcock
Lacock
Lacock by Seen Bundel September 23, 2003
ladycocking
When a lady walks around with a shirt but no pants or underwear — i.e., the female equivalent of shirtcocking
Before quarantine my wife would spend like an hour getting ready for work and putting on makeup, but now she’s generally ladycocking.
ladycocking by CookingMobster70 May 16, 2020
lazycock
Commonly confused with erectile dysfunction, "lazycock" is when your dick won't get hard. Not because it can't. Just because it doesn't feel like it. This disease spans all races and creeds. It doesn't matter if the person attached to the cock in question is horny or not. The closest someone can come to mimicking a lazycock is to fondle a semi flaccid penis for hours. Who knows you may just find out that you are dealing with a genuine lazycock in the process.
Bae: Come back to bed so we can fuck. (bites lip).
Man: I would but I've got a lazycock right now.
Bae: I can fix that. (Holes reference).
Man: I would but I've got a lazycock right now.
Bae: I can fix that. (Holes reference).
lazycock by wordwizliz April 1, 2015
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A)
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B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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