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Having sex doggy style while resting your laptop on your partners back. Your partner and laptop are now the "lapcock".
Woman asks: "what is that on my back?"

Man replies: "Just firing up my lap cock"
by Ryck Boweman February 27, 2014
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When a man spreads his legs and snaps them shut with his two meat and veg getting caught inside his thigh gap
John: OUCH!
Friend: What is it john.
John: I just 'Lap Cocked' My willy!
by Deadomens June 05, 2018
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