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Laxstitute 

N: A girl or woman who has hooked up or been with 4 or more players on any given lacrosse team.
1. Damn, if we throw that party tonight at the lacrosse house, all the Laxstitutes will come out.

2. Kristin is the biggest Laxstitute at school. She has been through the entire first two midfield lines and both of the goalies!
Laxstitute by A.J. Z January 21, 2006
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Laxstitute 

Any girl who sleeps with a lax bro, just because of his lacrosse prowess and intense flow.
Bro, we need to hook up with some laxstitutes after the game.
Laxstitute by Care to Lax? February 1, 2010

laxitive 

a substance that you drink/eat. it makes you shit like a horny donkey
moron 1: i took a laxitive last night
moron 2: i bet you shit like a horny donkey.
moron 1: Yes.
laxitive by motobuddy October 12, 2006
A female exclusively involved, obsessed with, fascinate about, or date a male Lacrosse player. Common factors of attraction can range from the 'bro's' raging lettuce, sweet lax pinnie, nice shorts, or sick pastels. The common Laxitute can be found along the North Eastern Seaboard, in many hot-bed lacrosse communities.
Branford Winstonworth's Girlfriend is a Laxitute
Laxitute by So_Much_Lax April 25, 2010
Being racist about asians, because asians mix up l's and r's
Joke: "Stop being so lacist about Asians!"
lacist by DAFOOQ June 14, 2013
A common breed of women who love lacrosse guys, and will fuck anyone who plays it. Seen mostly in box lacrosse in the Greater Vancouver Area.

They wear shirts of the players who they love or just wanna fuck because damn lacrosse players make big money......

There are large colonies in Coquitlam and Port Moody, less commonly seen in Port Coquitlam, and New West.
Dam look at all the chicks here

90% laxitutes