Lawyer Red 

The guy that is red with rage when you tell him they are not a real lawyer and never will be one. A Lawyer Red will often pretend to know about law and will watch law and order religiously to learn more. Lawyer Reds will also often carry around a copy of the constitution to prove they know more about law than you

"Oh do not try to talk to him about law, he is a total Lawyer Red and will try to out talk you"

Lawyer Red by TheCrimsnFuckr November 8, 2017

Lawyered 

To pwn someone with evidence.

Barney: (To Ted) Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.
Marshall: You really think that’s true?
Barney: Oh yea, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out.
Marshall: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered!

Lawyered by KravenXY July 27, 2009

Lawyered 

To win an argument so thoroughly, there is no chance of rebuttal

Oh Neil I lawyered you so hard there

Lawyered by SquirrelBoyed September 26, 2010

Lawyered-up 

To suddenly hire a malicious legal team in an effort to secure a strong victory in court.

Yo didn't Ron get charged with seven felonies a few months ago?

Yes he did. But he's rich. He got himself all lawyered-up and got out of all the charges no problem.

Lawyered-up by 456 All Day February 19, 2012

Lawyered Up 

A phrase used when someone is threating to sue another person

Chad : Hey Steve you need to stop sexually harassing my female employees they are all Lawyered Up and our company cannot afford this!
Steve : What's the big deal you do it all the time Gee!
Chad : Well you see im good looking so it don't bother them!
Kiersten : Yeah Right! Your just as big of a creap as Steve!
Brianne : Yeah Chad you better watch it cause were all Lawyered Up!
Steve : Well Chad I guess were not as special as we thought we were are we now?
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up before I sock your ugly face into the next decade STEVE!
Steve : Go ahead Chad cause im all Lawyered Up!
Chad : Fuck You All!!!! God Damn Lawyers!

Lawyered Up by SlopNChop July 26, 2018

lawyered 

the act of having proved someone wrong with impeccable logic

Sara W: I am definitely smarter than you!
Mike: oh yeah, do you even know what carbon dating is?
Sara W: um, um, uh noooo..
Mike: Therefore, I'm smarter than you, you've just been lawyered!

lawyered by DanQ January 4, 2008

Get Lawyered 

When a lawyer (Prosecutor of Defensive Attorney) wins a court hearing, this could be said after the verdict

Judge: The defendant is not guilty
Defensive Attorney to Prosecutor: Get Lawyered

Get Lawyered by Trueno AE86 GT May 27, 2020