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The name of an amazing ship, Lavish x Euphoria. (AKA 🥀sensitive emo boy⛓ x 🤸 ♀️over emotional idiot girl🤔)
People have been shipping this cute couple together since the early months of 2021– when Lavia was officially brought into this world through the wise words of Dio’s OnlyFans Page
Person 1: “OMG is that Lavish and Euphoria hanging out together? Ah… what I would do for Lavia to be real…”
Person 2: “What do you mean? They’re practically married at this point!”
Lavia by KaeyaTheMouseDead June 18, 2021
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Collective noun referring to the useless banner ads that decorate free web sites. The sites receive income by selling ad spaces to various smutty companies such as ambulence-chasing law firms, knock-off boutiques, etc. at the expense of web surfers' sanity.

The term "lava-ware" was coined because dodging these banners is comparable to walking across a room only stepping on objects that are not the floor because the floor is lava.

The danger of lava-ware is generally restricted to touch screen media such as tablets and smart phones where such banners can be difficult to avoid touching.

Lava-ware evolved from the pop-up technology that once plagued non-touch interfaces; those that persist today have adapted with very small and unreachable "x" buttons that serve to close thd window.
Hipster 1: "Bromandude, did you check the weather for tonight yet? If it's gonna rain I'm totes gonna rock the fedora, otherwise I'm hitting the town with my understated tipped quaff."

Hipster 2: "Sorry dudemanbro, I was scrolling through my gps radar from the local news page and super dissed my manicure on some lava-ware for snuggies."
lava-ware by Dairy-Maid November 19, 2013

Shitting lava 

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.
GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!
Shitting lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

Lava Guava 

An alcoholic drink created in the dark and dusty dorms of Northeastern University. Comprised of two ingredients, this mixed drink is as dangerous as saying every word of Mo Bamba in a crowded party as a white freshman. Part Orange Guava Passionfruit Juice and part Malibu (it’s exact ratio is kept locked up like my boy Tay-K), this drink is best made with stolen ingredients from a specific dining hall on campus. It’s preferably served chilled in a crusty Dasani water bottle. Made by Eric Weiss, the clown of clowns.
Yo bro, have you tried Lava Guava yet?
Lava Guava by EWeiss September 8, 2019
A perfect girl, so perfect you wouldn't resist her even If u tried. Everyone loves her but, she's picky with her men
Look at Laiah! Man if only she was mine
laiah by Jovan Jackson November 29, 2016

Pissing lava 

After doing Wonda Wonderpig I am pissing lava! Yaeeaawww!!
Pissing lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016