Person A: Where do you wanna go to lunch?
Person B: I can’t go to lunch, I have a lot of homework to do.

Person A: You always have a lot of homework to do! C’mon don’t be so lameathon!

lameathon by ayokaymcc December 6, 2017

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Reaper Leviathan

The last thing you want to meet while playing Subnautica. It's really fucking creepy and is gonna kill you. For safety reasons, reapers spawn in these biomes, so take care of yourself: The dunes (8 of them), The Mountains (6 of them), and the crash zone (7 of them) plus one in the bulb zone at the edge of the crash zome.

I was casually playing subnautica when this fucking thing so-called the reaper leviathan roared and grabbed my seamoth. Never visiting the dunes again.

Reaper Leviathan by TroubleMachine May 13, 2020

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Orpah the Leviathan

Queen of the underground; one of many forms of degenerate evil loosed upon this sick world.

Legend has it that upon fierce copulation with Goro, she gave birth to Moran, father of the moleman race. As of late, has resurfaced under the guise of Oprah, a daytime talkshow host.

"Man, I just referenced Orpah the Leviathan in conversation, and NOBODY had any idea of what-the-fuck I was talking about. Not a problem though, because M. Bison flew outta nowhere and kicked them in the ear."

Orpah the Leviathan by Fortunate One January 12, 2010

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ghost leviathan

Literally the worst thing in subnautica

You:going around in cyclops
Ghost leviathan:oh your in a dark place close to the edge huh?
Ghost leviathan:Calls his brothers and knocks you out of the water while screeching bloody murder
You:Dead and had been dead for a while

ghost leviathan by A_Human_ May 12, 2018

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