quaff (kwaaff) - The revolting burp one has just before vomit spews from one's esophagus, at which point one knows there is no turning back (Here come da puke).
She could not hold it any longer. A deafening quaff rumbled her entrails like rolling thunder. In a split second her jaw shot down and her tongue stuck out as an ocean of scotch and macaroni spewed from her esophagus, filling her mouth. She tried to contain it, but with each heave, more vomit spewed from her lips and onto her guests. No, Hillary Rodham Clinton would not be winning the presidency this year.
by bjergen July 17, 2006
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slang term used to describe ones hair.
first used by mr.lif in his "Dreadfro" song off the "Live at The Middle east" album.
Im gonna sing a song about the evolution of my QUAFF
by d3n1z da cookie monster August 15, 2007
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1.) (verb) to smoke weed
2.) (noun) really blazed
1.) "Wanna quaff after school?"
2.) "Let's get quaffed, man."
by nkuy and jmargs March 12, 2009
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1. male version of a queef

2. a queef except from a penis, not a vagina.
he sighed with relief as he let out a hugeeeee quaff.
by sexyb!tch April 5, 2011
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to take/cop/steal/obtain something in large quantity
All I wanna do is quaff treats all day
by Bobby DeG April 22, 2009
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the action of gas escaping through your pee hole also known as a fart from the shaft
sick dude that quaff smells like animal ass
by neez/roddie September 3, 2004
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