After a night of heavy drinking, you have sex with a girl and leave a Cleveland Steamer on her chest. The diarrhea from the hangover dribble down her chest. The dried lines of diarrhea are lavantures.
A Lavant is a strong , handsome, boy with beautiful eyes and fantastic curly hair. Lavant’s may have a temper to them but it’s only when they’ve been tested the wrong way . They are loving and caring individuals who love and care for family and friends more than anything in the world and will fight anyone who will mess with that. They are great leaders who often enjoy being in charge. Overall Lavant’s are good people with big hearts capable of fitting many people who are deserving to have it .
A big booty girl who is loyal and is a bad bitch you fuck with her you is likely getting your self killed so will her best friendKyla she will go hard behind lavantae
Carlino was calling lavantae a “bitch” and almost got his ass killed by her and her best friendKyla
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.