An ineffective method of birth control that does not clean the vagina out or prevent pregnancy. Similar to a rape kit but scientifically proven to be a falsehood and the most ineffective form of birth control. Also used as a sarcastic response to a factual
lie or an
insult to ones
intelligence. A fake form of birth control that does not work.
Sarcastic: Unprotected sex? Go get a Laubenberg.
Responsive: No, we can't have sex, I
don't trust my Laubenberg.
Defensive: Oops, I'm
pregnant, guess my Laubenberg failed.
Insulting: Well aren't you a Laubenberg.
Stupidity: Are you a Laubenberg scholar?