Laufenberg

Boobs, lots of boobs.

GOD DAMN LOOK AT THOSE LAUFENBERG, MMMMMMMMMMMM.

by My mom hates me June 19, 2022

celestia ludenberg

A girl who hides the fact that she’s terrified for her life after murdering 2 people with the justice hammer and stuffing a guy in a transformer suit and shoving him in a locker.

So I cried over celestia ludenberg’s death today.

by Bi_Lie.uwu May 16, 2020

Celestia Ludenberg

the best danganropa girl (fight me)

ITS CELESTIA LUDENBERG GOD DAMN IT

by Danni eats kids UwU October 19, 2020

celestia ludenbergism

the worship of celestia ludenberg from danganronpa trigger happy havoc

i WoRsHiP celestia ludenberg i am apart of celestia ludenbergism

by non existent human February 13, 2021

landenberg

A small town in rural Pennsylvania. While there's nearly nothing to do, Lbergers find their own fun, and are a mix of elected, wacky personas. The pimple on Landenberg's ass are the big yuppie neighboorhoods, like Sommerset Lake.

There's fuckin nothing in Landenberg

by lburger February 24, 2005

Laubenberg

An ineffective method of birth control that does not clean the vagina out or prevent pregnancy. Similar to a rape kit but scientifically proven to be a falsehood and the most ineffective form of birth control. Also used as a sarcastic response to a factual lie or an insult to ones intelligence. A fake form of birth control that does not work.

Sarcastic: Unprotected sex? Go get a Laubenberg.
Responsive: No, we can't have sex, I don't trust my Laubenberg.
Defensive: Oops, I'm pregnant, guess my Laubenberg failed.
Insulting: Well aren't you a Laubenberg.
Stupidity: Are you a Laubenberg scholar?

by AlexMaxJewell August 20, 2013

Landenberger

The act of pretending to be a quasi famous professional athlete with the intent to seduce a member of the opposite sex to engage in sexual favors including but not limited to the blumpkin.

Mike pulled a Landenberger last night while wearing his Kevin Youkilis jersey at the Big Easy.

by funnyburga May 23, 2006