An ineffective method of birth control that does not clean the vagina out or prevent pregnancy. Similar to a rape kit but scientifically proven to be a falsehood and the most ineffective form of birth control. Also used as a sarcastic response to a factual lie or an insult to ones intelligence. A fake form of birth control that does not work.

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To use something for a purpose other than what it was intended, with no possibility whatsoever of it working.

A means of birth control used to clean out the vagina. Similar to a douche but not scientifically effective to prevent pregnancy.