Laubenberg

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An ineffective method of birth control that does not clean the vagina out or prevent pregnancy. Similar to a rape kit but scientifically proven to be a falsehood and the most ineffective form of birth control. Also used as a sarcastic response to a factual lie or an insult to ones intelligence. A fake form of birth control that does not work.

Sarcastic: Unprotected sex? Go get a Laubenberg.
Responsive: No, we can't have sex, I don't trust my Laubenberg.
Defensive: Oops, I'm pregnant, guess my Laubenberg failed.
Insulting: Well aren't you a Laubenberg.
Stupidity: Are you a Laubenberg scholar?

Laubenberg by AlexMaxJewell August 20, 2013

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laubenberg

To use something for a purpose other than what it was intended, with no possibility whatsoever of it working.

I laubenberged the fine china with the hammer to clean it, but all that happened was that the china shattered.

laubenberg by Asshattitudinal August 21, 2013

Laubenberg

A means of birth control used to clean out the vagina. Similar to a douche but not scientifically effective to prevent pregnancy.

You had unprotected sex? Just go get a Laubenberg and clean yourself out.

Laubenberg by Alex Max Jewell August 20, 2013

celestia ludenberg

A girl who hides the fact that she’s terrified for her life after murdering 2 people with the justice hammer and stuffing a guy in a transformer suit and shoving him in a locker.

So I cried over celestia ludenberg’s death today.

celestia ludenberg by Bi_Lie.uwu May 16, 2020

Celestia Ludenberg

the best danganropa girl (fight me)

ITS CELESTIA LUDENBERG GOD DAMN IT

Celestia Ludenberg by Danni eats kids UwU October 19, 2020

Josh Liebenberg-ing

When you're a dumb poes with no plan in life, and like to make up stories about your friends so that you can feel special, due to the fact that your mother doesn't do a good enough job at making you feel this way.
You will usually find them wearing an All blacks rugby jersey.

Why are you being such a Josh brah?.
Josh Liebenberg-ing - to be a poes.

Josh Liebenberg-ing by VaginaLover521 January 18, 2019

celestia ludenbergism

the worship of celestia ludenberg from danganronpa trigger happy havoc

i WoRsHiP celestia ludenberg i am apart of celestia ludenbergism

celestia ludenbergism by non existent human February 13, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026