Landenberger 

The act of pretending to be a quasi famous professional athlete with the intent to seduce a member of the opposite sex to engage in sexual favors including but not limited to the blumpkin.

Mike pulled a Landenberger last night while wearing his Kevin Youkilis jersey at the Big Easy.

Landenberger by funnyburga May 23, 2006

Landsberger Exit 

When one asks a Landsberger to regale you with a tale and you exit the conversation before they can begin.

Thank goodness we were able to Landsberger Exit the conversation.

Landsberger Exit by Ban Derk May 21, 2018

landenberg 

A small town in rural Pennsylvania. While there's nearly nothing to do, Lbergers find their own fun, and are a mix of elected, wacky personas. The pimple on Landenberg's ass are the big yuppie neighboorhoods, like Sommerset Lake.

There's fuckin nothing in Landenberg

landenberg by lburger February 24, 2005

Landsberger

The surname of the most gorgeous, lovely girl on the face of the earth, which I hope to change for my own if she feels the same about me as I do for her.

"There's the beautiful Miss Landsberger"
"Not 'Miss' for much longer; she's going to marry that luck guy ..."

Landsberger by picobiologist December 8, 2013

landenburger 

a cave dwelling tribe from canada. they have many chapters all over the world. every landenburger has a barcode and number tattoo under the hair above the spine. this is for identification at clan meetings. their goal is to steal ketchup from fast food resteraunts to eat such as mcdonalds, burger king, wendys, ect. Their other main foos source is bread and when it is put together with ketchup, can feed a colony for hundreds of years. if you see a deformed man stealing ketchup from a fast food resteraunt call 1800-LANDENBURGER

landenburgers are the hills have eyes but in canada

landenburger by optimus dick August 25, 2009

Landsberger

One of the hardest things you could ever call a German. Hitler was imprisoned in 1924 in Landsberg Prison, which have brought much shame and awe to the city of Landsberg. You could call a german this if you're in a fight with them or if you're really angry with them.

'Go back to Landsberg!' 'Fuck off Landsberger'!

Landsberger by thedanishfuck January 27, 2017