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Latinot

To the person above me, Spanish and Latino are not the same thing. People from Spain are Spaniards, are white.

And Christina Aguilera is in fact, Latino. She's half Ecuadorian.
"Madd people stay trying tell me that I'm a latinot, or I'm trying to be Spanish, but the funny thing is, I'm more Spanish than they are, considering that I actually come from Spain! Not Latin America dummies,"
by floacist July 11, 2007
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Latinot

a white girl that lies about being Spanish
Christina Aguilera isn't latina...she's latinot.
by Daniel Peck November 10, 2003
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Latinostan

A semi-autonomous region in the south east portion of the state of Florida in the USA. Known formerly as Miami. Populated by the "Latinostani" ethnic group, to the detriment of all others.
Tom Tancredo just returned from a fact finding mission to Latinostan, which he described as a third world country.
by EnglishSpeakerInMiami August 25, 2011
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latino strangler

When there is an eyeball burning, paint peeling stink eminating from the factory rest rooms after lunchtime it is usually referred to as a latino strangler. It truly makes you wonder where you went wrong.
Oh fuck, another latino strangler.That damn beanerbeat me here again! I should have used the restroom at the Mobil station.
by Running out of patience December 19, 2008
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Lounge Latino

Typically found in South Texas, the Lounge Latino can be identified by their overgelled black spiked hair, black button down dress shirt with some subtle design throughout, a pair of $250 jeas and black pointy shoes. They tend to travel in groups of 4-6 identically dressed Lounge Latinos, and can be spotted at 'ultra lounges' during weeknights sipping $12 vodka redbulls and not hitting on girls (ironically picking up girls is the whole reason for going out to begin with).

If you are approached by a pack of Lounge Latinos don't be alarmed, they're typically harmless and respond positively to rounds of starfuckers or pink panty droppers. Women should be on high alert however, as the candy shots will build up in the Lounge Latino's system throughout the night and result in an unfounded burst of sexual confidence
Lounge Latino (noun)

"Orale! Let's get dressed all pretty and go to that new ultra lounge next to the whataburger under the train tracks off the IH-10 access road. We can drink starfuckers by the bar and not get laid"

"Tambien, can I borrow some of your pomade? I ran out doing my fauxhawk"
by CDC_ May 14, 2012
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Latino Meat Shank

When a Latino man straps a razor blade to then end of his penis and then proceeds to slap you across the face with it until both sides of your mouth are cut to look like the Joker from Batman.

According to HOMOPHOBIC BATMAN on youtube.
John: What happened to your face!

Steve: Some guy strapped me down and gave me a Latino Meat Shank.
by FPSjeremy August 11, 2010
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Labinot

Labinot is a person who will always be there for you. He makes you laugh even on your lowest days. He‘s an angel on earth. If you have a Labinot in your life, you should consider yourself a lucky person.
me: „I‘m not feeling well today..“
friend: „Go talk to Labinot! He can make you laugh no matter what
by person you‘re thinking about December 14, 2019
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