Aguilera 

The Spanish version of the word "Phoenix". A Surname that comes from a Christian Era very high up on the Mountains. The Sun Eagle. The Sun Fortress. The Sun Castle.

The Aguileras must live in high altitudes!

Aguilera by Knitty May 9, 2023

Aguilera 

Spanish for Eagle's Nest

Theres an Aguilera on that Cliff

Aguilera by AneagleJ November 16, 2011

Aguilera 

Someone who disappears from the bar to reappear 1 hour later. Someone who enjoys a brisk run with high blood alcohol levels. Usually of Mexican descent.

"Alberto, you disappeared from the bar for one hour. Where were you?"

"Oh, I was so drunk I needed to run"

"God, you are such an Aguilera"

Aguilera by Litehawk September 27, 2011

Aguilera'ed 

to sing a song in a horrible manner, which includes notes held too long, notes that jump all over the place, and singing wrong words.

When I sang "row row row your boat, merrily down the stream..." I really Aguilera'ed it.

Aguilera'ed by sesmith70 February 27, 2011

Aguilera Dilemma

Based on Christina's Aguilera's song Genie in the Bottle lyric:
"My body's saying let's go. ... But my heart is saying no."

When something should begin at the very moment, but not all information is pointing to it being a good idea. It can also can mean that the information is not yet available, thus causing the hesitation.

Engineer: "Should I go ahead and proceed implementing this feature?"
Project Manager: "Not sure... I have to check with the client."
Engineer: "Ah another Aguilera Dilemma."

Aguilera Dilemma by djdy July 23, 2012

Aguilera Syndrome 

The act of trying to showboat a talent one is known for, whether it is vocally, physically, or mentally, and screwing up at the wrong place at the wrong time. Can be easily treated by keeping it simple and doing it right.

Christina Aguilera, we get it, you can sing, but please don't screw up the National Anthem...she did. This was the most recent documented live cases of Aguilera Syndrome.

Aguilera Syndrome by ;ojgoag May 17, 2011

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Aguilera, aguiUlera, aguilerA by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025