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Lesterfuck

Much like a clusterfuck, only worse & criminal in nature.
Hey Mary, do you remember the time little Johnny was 6 months old and the DEA broke down the door, raided the house, arrested your husband Mo and strip searched you?

That’s what ya call a - Lesterfuck
Lesterfuck by Dragon Mary June 23, 2023
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Lasterfuck 

The time before when your shit got fucked up (as opposed to this time when your shit is currently fucked up).
"No, that was lasterfuck, this time I actually caught a charge" ...dick cop
Lasterfuck by anonymous October 30, 2016

lustrefuck 

Same as clusterfuck except the situation is caused by the Lustre network file system.
By the time the system administrator came in Lustre had already crashed the whole grid. It was a total lustrefuck.
lustrefuck by MrProcrastinator March 18, 2010

LobsterFuck

1. A horny female lobster in high heat.
2. A person who gets in your way while walking in public. Someone rude who doesnt notice they are being rude.
1. That girl is such a lobsterfuck. She is trying to be a whore.

2. (Guy bumbs into me on the street and walks away without apologizing) "Hey you lobsterfuck! Apologize!
LobsterFuck by Jdawg480 April 16, 2009

laserfuck 

When you shoot someone in the eye with a laser pointer.
"you just got laserfucked"

"That guy tried to laserfuck the president and got killed by the secret service"
laserfuck by isaidyo February 11, 2014

pesterfuck

(v.) complain or point out the obvious with the intent to annoy others in the process.

(n.) A pesterfuck; one who pesterfucks.

(adj.) Pesterfucking; As in: you pesterfucking asshole.

(adv.) Pesterfuckingly; As in: My familyesterfuckingly opens presents.
You pesterfuck all damn day long...you pesterfucking asshole.
pesterfuck by hannah and ryan December 26, 2005

lusterfuck 

When a casual hook up becomes questionable because of a possibility of feelings being formed for the other or rather just lack of communication of what the other wants or is looking for, besides sex
I'm in a total lusterfuck. Like he asked me out to a concert and we hooked up a few times but he doesn't talk to me much and I don't know if he likes me or not
lusterfuck by XXyeah_it's_meXX December 2, 2014
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