LobsterFuck

1. A horny female lobster in high heat.
2. A person who gets in your way while walking in public. Someone rude who doesnt notice they are being rude.
1. That girl is such a lobsterfuck. She is trying to be a whore.

2. (Guy bumbs into me on the street and walks away without apologizing) "Hey you lobsterfuck! Apologize!
by Jdawg480 April 17, 2009
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Vajohnson

1. A mutated sexual organ, found only on people who have gender mosaicism, (commonly known as hermaphrodite.)
2. An abnormally fag-ish male.
1. He has to be half girl, he must have a vajohnson.

2. That vajohnson wont stop following us, he probably finds us sexually attractive.
by Jdawg480 April 15, 2009
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