Lasage

Cross eyed pedophile trailer trash with a gorilla ass

That dude is a lasage

by Skidsteer December 8, 2023

Making Lasagna

When you cum inside a girl on the first date.

Eric hasn't been around lately. Last I heard, he was making lasagna with some girl named Brit and now they have a kid together.

by Megabro5000 June 29, 2021

lasaga

A very good meal you would want. Let me explain, lasaga is great you should try it. Even the famous Garfielf eats lasaga its a good meal and you should try it!

Jon: Stuffing your face as usual.
Garfielf: I gotta have a good meal.
Jon: We are losing more lasaga!
Garfielf: It's too much of a good meal jon.

by Garfielf March 2, 2017

flying lasagna

Flying lasagna is military slang, for a body being torn to pieces and going airborne, due to ordinance blast effects.

The RPG round, turned 2 snipers into flying lasagna!

by I, Wreckerrr October 11, 2016

Moist Lasagna

Moist Lasagna is when you make a donation to a twitch stream and it includes the phrase moist lasagna. The phrase is said by the donation reader and mentally scars the streamer.

“You moist lasagnad in my ear”- Twitch streamer Sybil Kappert after receiving a moist lasagna while wearing headphones

by Methy2000 October 14, 2020

Lasagnye West

Worlds most narcissistic meal.

Lasagnye West is the only meal in history to ever have a god complex.

by manicbubble June 4, 2015

My Piece of Lasagna

A phrase used in a small regional cluster in the northeast US. It means to ensure that your own needs are met without regard to what others may want or need. Can be used in the first person, second person, or third person, such as “my piece of lasagna, your piece of lasagna, or his/her piece of lasagna.”

“My piece of Lasagna” - Everybody at the ballgame wanted a beer, but Jenny just got up and went to the concession stand and came back with only one. When her thirsty friends protested bitterly, she responded - “I don’t care if you all are hot and thirsty. I got MY piece of lasagna!”

by NYCRocks June 9, 2019