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A deadly attractive male. Who is spectualer in every way. Doestnt give a fuck what u have to say.
Do not speak unless spoken to.
Peson 1: omg, did u see how sexy that guy is??

Person 2: yeah I think his names lasane
Lasane by Nikole.H April 1, 2019
Related Words
lasane • lasagne • ladane • Lasan • lasana • lasani • Lasater • Layaned • lesane • lusane
A popular Italian dish consisted of flat pasta sheets, beef ragu, beschemel sauce, topped with Parmasan cheese and doesn’t believe in the silent “g”.
“I’m as useless as the “g” in lasagne.”
“Why don’t you go by “lasane” then?”
lasane by Spopizol December 27, 2024
Derived from lana meaning light, Helen referring to Helen of Troy, and the word lioness. Someone who naturally radiates with light, is beautiful, smart, strong, nurturing, and elegant.
Lananesses are just not actresses of the stage and screen. They are the girls who somehow handle school, work, and a social life with a smile on their face and a spring in their step.
Lananess by Kris1095 November 18, 2012

lasanalgna 

lasanalgna is the act of stuffing lasagna in the anal region, during sexual intercourse.
yo bro, i just lasanalgna'd Ashley

- bro nice!
lasanalgna by mimihh_ October 9, 2018

Meaty Lasagne 

An Italian dish consisting of pasta sheets baked with meat, or vegetables, and a cheese sauce.
I shoved my cock inside the meaty lasagne and listened to it slop all over it like yogurt.
Meaty Lasagne by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019

Lesane Parish Crooks 

Aka Tupac Amaru Shakur

Tupac was a very famous rapper who was assasinated in 1996. Hits: Brendas' Got A Baby","Stricly For My Niggaz", "Breathin", "White Man's World"
Rest In Peace Lesane.
RIP
Tupac Amaru Shakur
1971-1996
In The Event Of My Demise
when my heart can beat no more
I hope i die for a principal
or a beleif that i have lived for
I will die before my time
because i already feel the shadows depth
so much i wanted to accomplish
before i reached my death
I have come to grips with the
possibility
and wiped the last tears from my eyez
I loved all who were positive
IN THE EVENT OF MY DEMISE
- Tupac Shakur
Tupac Amaru Shakur OR Lesane Parish Crooks
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