larid

A retarded misspelling of the word "lard" commonly used by girls over the internet who can't type and weigh 150+ pounds and wear size 16-20 jeans.

Koda says:
go suck suck on your larid

by dakota123459 October 18, 2008

Larid

A larid is someone who is Linda(Someone who won’t listen), a Karen and a Richard(a dick).

God, Jared is such a Larid

by Dust_bun02 August 28, 2020

lard brain

When you eat too much meat at hotpot and the pork fat controls your mind.

Max had lard brain after hotpot, now he's tripping all over the walls.

by moisttowlettes September 26, 2019

get laid get paid gatorade

A phrase similar to fuck bitches get money however you get Gatorade after. Commonly said by the Jacksfilms community as he had created the phrase.

Jackfilm's newest YIAY featured a get laid get paid Gatorade comment.

by Some Dude Behind a monitor May 27, 2016

hair is laid

When someone's hair looks really good because it is pressed or flat-ironed to the point of satisfaction to viewers of the hair

Person 1: hey, gurl! Just did my hair. sending you a pic in a sec.
Person 2: okay.....Dang gurl! yo hair is laid!
Person 1: thanks. Tried really hard too. so it looks good?
Person 2: it looks great!

by Perkiiperkins September 3, 2013

lardex

The all mighty destroyer of buffets

Whatch out here comes lardex. He will destroy your buffet

by Gazziger my nigger April 25, 2019

queasy chum bungled lard

Queasy chum bulguled lard is a squid in Tommyinits video "Minecraft lava ravine mod is the funniest"

Do you know where Queasy chum bungled lard is?

What?

by MtnDewLover29 February 5, 2021