Laredos

Salutation
It is also a shitty bar in Pembroke.

-See ya, Rabowsky.
-Laredos, Pizzamenti

by botox January 20, 2005

William Laredo

William is a fat blonde kid from marine park that can be seen in his natural habitat of riding a scooter and playing rust

Kid 1: Oh shit is that William Laredo?
Kid 2: Run.

by KanyeWestFan666999 August 2, 2022

Nuevo Laredo

A city that is south of Laredo, Texas and across the Río Grande river that is fucked up by a drug cartel and Mexican military (and federal police) confrontations, but that is not so boring as its american sister city.

Hey dude, let´s go to Nuevo Laredo, it´s kinda fucked up, but at least there´s more after-party going on over there.

by zurdo1432 March 1, 2011

Laredo

A place one should leave.

Raqem needs to get the hell out of Laredo

by Mario L August 18, 2003

Lardosaurus

1. One who is lardy... to the extreme

2. A dinosaur consisting of mostly lard.

3. A name used to describe someone obese

During 8th period social studies:

Larissa: OH HEY LARDY!

Paige: HI LARDOSAURUS!

by lardyismahname February 9, 2010

Laredo

City with the largest Hispanic:Anglo ratio. Mostly inhabited by descendants of immigrants, immigrants, etc. Has *the* most badass Border Patrol force in the US. One of the fastest growing cities second to Las Vegas, NV.

Laredo's a town in South Texas. Contrary to popular belief, it is independent of San Antonio, only 150 miles north on IH-35, which stretches from Laredo to some town in Minnesota.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Laredo

Ghetto-ass town nice place to leave

Worse than compton

Puros nacos incluyendo me a mi

Mother in law: so were is he from?
Wife: Laredo
Mother in law: you need a divorce

Boss: Where are you from?
Employee: Laredo
Boss: your fired

Guy1: Adonde vas?
Guy2: Laredo
Guy1: pinche naco

by Tony July 17, 2006