Lardosaurus 

1. One who is lardy... to the extreme

2. A dinosaur consisting of mostly lard.

3. A name used to describe someone obese

During 8th period social studies:

Larissa: OH HEY LARDY!

Paige: HI LARDOSAURUS!

Lardosaurus by lardyismahname February 9, 2010

Lardosaurus 

A very large person

Dinosaur made mostly of lard

Lardosaurus - First used in the early 90's

Lardosaurus by JustPlainGaz August 27, 2016

Lameosaurus Rex 

When someone acts extremely lame. Where someone is really lame and it's sillier than a regular dinosaur on their silliest behaviour, resembling a "T-Rex".

Dude bro, you're so lameosaurus rex... that joke wasn't even funny.

Lameosaurus Rex by JPizza January 19, 2008

laptosaurus 

a laptop that can read floppy disks
a laptop that's too heavy to be on your lap
a laptop from the early 2000's
a powerbook or I book
a laptop running windows 98
a laptop with no Wi Fi

- laptops found at DKD
- laptops found in pawn chops
"this thing here is too old to have the right USB adapter
- oh, you got a laptosaurus"

laptosaurus by claiwette March 30, 2009

lagosaurus 

an all knowing greek boy who thinks that he is the last dinosaur alive and lives in a jungle amongst primates.

Its a bird, its a plane, ITS A LAGOSAURUS! Where is my shot gun?

lagosaurus by Crystal McNeely December 1, 2006

Kardosaurus

This is a definitive source for taking the fantastic and embellished stories of male virgins who are addicted to the internet and "translating" them into factual accounts in the proper perspective.

1. Eric says, "ZOMG! I hooked up with a SERIOUS hottie last night after the party." When run through the Kardosaurus we find that Eric REALLY meant, "I was home alone last night and watching American Idol before bed. I fell asleep and dreamt of Paula Abdul and woke up with sticky sheets."

2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"

Kardosaurus by n00b December 14, 2008