Lap Topper 

A girl who can't stop or is always giving lap dances

OMG that girl gets around so much. Man she is a lap topper

Lap Topper by Mr.Goatheadboy January 4, 2019

laptopper 

Those who hang out in public places, often coffee shops, to capture free broadband wireless services. Often their stay exceeds their consumption or welcome.

I had to kick out most of the morning laptoppers to make room for the after-work crowd.

laptopper by bugeisha February 9, 2008

Laptopper's Pinky 

When using a program like photoshop on a laptop, your pink will fall asleep from pressing the control key with it and having the index finger on the click button. The only known remedy is to chew on it.

Damn, Carl, I was shooping that poster all night Thursday and I got Laptopper's Pinky.

Aw shit man did you chew on it?

Laptopper's Pinky by Kirstead April 10, 2010

laptopers 

Single people that sit sagely for an hours in cafés with their macbooks. Sometimes they are working indeed. But more often «they want to see people and they want to see life». L. are hated by other part of café visitors, who wants to have a short coffee break and then move on. Not infrequently, after a successful table capture the latter part mystically transforms into the former one.

- These damned laptopers again occupied all the seats in the café!

laptopers by Dipturdarian December 12, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022