laptopper 

Those who hang out in public places, often coffee shops, to capture free broadband wireless services. Often their stay exceeds their consumption or welcome.

I had to kick out most of the morning laptoppers to make room for the after-work crowd.

laptopper by bugeisha February 9, 2008

Laptopper's Pinky 

When using a program like photoshop on a laptop, your pink will fall asleep from pressing the control key with it and having the index finger on the click button. The only known remedy is to chew on it.

Damn, Carl, I was shooping that poster all night Thursday and I got Laptopper's Pinky.

Aw shit man did you chew on it?

Laptopper's Pinky by Kirstead April 10, 2010

Laptopping

Sitting on a persons lap until they get uncomfortably warm.

Person A: Yep, they were laptopping alright.
Person B: I mean if it's cold that's okay.

Laptopping by Frinerd October 16, 2013

Laptopless 

A concious decision to leave your laptop at home.
To free yourself from the laptop addiction.

Jules left for Cannes laptopless.

Laptopless by Rouli June 9, 2011

laptopfreak 

To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.

To hate not being mobile.

To wish someone were in your lap.

Gees, I'm a laptopfreak.

laptopfreak by Justin March 8, 2005

Laptopping

The conscious act of placing a laptop computer on the womens back while have sex, or making love.

laptopping is a new craze swarming the nation!

Laptopping by sanctusunus December 10, 2012

laptopless 

Someone too poor to afford a laptop. They have to settle for an old desktop and cant go anywhere or be mobile so they get agressive towards laptop users. They dont have the money to afford a good laptop or any laptop for that matter so they hate on them because they cant afford it and are stuck immobile at a desktop. Desktops are for poor people.

Oh awesome, Tony just bought a new laptop. Too bad you're laptopless. You're Poor.

I have 3 laptops and 3 desktops. You can't afford either. You're Poor.

laptopless by Cromius September 17, 2007