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Laptopper's Pinky
When using a program like photoshop on a laptop, your pink will fall asleep from pressing the control key with it and having the index finger on the click button. The only known remedy is to chew on it.
Damn, Carl, I was shooping that poster all night Thursday and I got Laptopper's Pinky.
Aw shit man did you chew on it?
Aw shit man did you chew on it?
Laptopper's Pinky by Kirstead April 10, 2010
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Laptopping
Laptopping by Frinerd October 16, 2013
Laptopless
Laptopless by Rouli June 9, 2011
laptopfreak
To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.
To hate not being mobile.
To wish someone were in your lap.
To hate not being mobile.
To wish someone were in your lap.
laptopfreak by Justin March 8, 2005
Laptopping
Laptopping by sanctusunus December 10, 2012
laptopless
Someone too poor to afford a laptop. They have to settle for an old desktop and cant go anywhere or be mobile so they get agressive towards laptop users. They dont have the money to afford a good laptop or any laptop for that matter so they hate on them because they cant afford it and are stuck immobile at a desktop. Desktops are for poor people.
Oh awesome, Tony just bought a new laptop. Too bad you're laptopless. You're Poor.
I have 3 laptops and 3 desktops. You can't afford either. You're Poor.
I have 3 laptops and 3 desktops. You can't afford either. You're Poor.
laptopless by Cromius September 17, 2007
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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