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Laptopper's Pinky
When using a program like photoshop on a laptop, your pink will fall asleep from pressing the control key with it and having the index finger on the click button. The only known remedy is to chew on it.
Damn, Carl, I was shooping that poster all night Thursday and I got Laptopper's Pinky.
Aw shit man did you chew on it?
Aw shit man did you chew on it?
Laptopper's Pinky by Kirstead April 10, 2010
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Laptopping
Laptopping by Frinerd October 16, 2013
Laptopless
Laptopless by Rouli June 9, 2011
laptopfreak
To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.
To hate not being mobile.
To wish someone were in your lap.
To hate not being mobile.
To wish someone were in your lap.
laptopfreak by Justin March 8, 2005
Laptopping
Laptopping by sanctusunus December 10, 2012
laptopless
Someone too poor to afford a laptop. They have to settle for an old desktop and cant go anywhere or be mobile so they get agressive towards laptop users. They dont have the money to afford a good laptop or any laptop for that matter so they hate on them because they cant afford it and are stuck immobile at a desktop. Desktops are for poor people.
Oh awesome, Tony just bought a new laptop. Too bad you're laptopless. You're Poor.
I have 3 laptops and 3 desktops. You can't afford either. You're Poor.
I have 3 laptops and 3 desktops. You can't afford either. You're Poor.
laptopless by Cromius September 17, 2007
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.