Café

Café: call-name. Often used on a person that has been craving internet attention, yet has failed.

You've failed like a Café!

by Crör March 10, 2010

café

A place where it's more conducive for you to do college assignments compared to everywhere else, e.g. the bedroom in your maternal grandfather's house

I can never focus on my assignments at home, but the café down the street has the perfect vibe for studying—way better than my grandpa's living room!

by Emotional Cruiser October 15, 2025

CAFE

Cannabis and Fine Edibles

CAFE has the best portion controlled cannabis edibles on the market, what time do they close?

by Linda Price September 2, 2018

Cafe

South African for small general store or 'corner shop'

What do you want from the cafe?

by Boriskza September 13, 2009

Cafe

Street Name For Caffeine.

Dude Go Make Us Some Cafe

by this girl on tonya 98 March 20, 2010

CAFE

Cut.Ass.For.Entertainment

They about to go to the CAFE with each other.

by ibballin13 May 6, 2011

Cafe

A combination of smelly,sweaty,hairy, and lippy pussy.

I would'a hit but the bitch had a mad cafe.

by HungryHungarian August 25, 2007