Langhaous

A refined word for period mood swings. Not just PMS — the whole emotional storm.

Examples:

“Sorry, I’m in my Langhaous, don’t test me .”

“Every cycle comes with its Langhaous.”

Langhaous by DRXALI August 31, 2025

Longhouse 

Term used by Bronze Age Pervert, an internet right-wing personality, to describe society that is gynocentric/matriarchal, lacking in privacy, personal liberty, in which one is constantly forced to share their living space with others, where hectoring (usually old) women enforce their social power to police men.

Longhouses were a type of communal dwelling, in which entire clans/tribes would live at once, sharing their living space 24/7, similarly to modern idea of "living in a pod", and were common type of living among primitive tribal societies, like some Native American tribes, many of which were matriarchal/semi-matriarchal societies ruled by oldest women.

-Our culture is a longhouse enforced by modern technology.

-You will not force me into a longhouse. I will not eat the bug, I will not live in the pod.

Longhouse by karqz November 12, 2022

Langhouse 

Drunk, Pissed, Hammered

"Did you see me last night? I was fucking langhouse!"

Langhouse by ikeFTW December 31, 2008

Langhus 

A dirty town in Norway which is dominated by poor people and the birth place of New Age Crew.

Hey bro! You dont enter Langhus, if you dont wanna get killed!

Langhus by TheLonleyVigilanty July 31, 2012

Longhouse 

The sometimes seemingly necessary act of having sex with a third non-participating party in the room. The name refers to the huge single room houses where entire tribal communities lived and slept. Couples had the unfortunate choice of getting it on next to their sleeping kids and ugly, annoying neighbors or shagging on twigs in the woods.

Man, this dude longhoused his girl last while I tutored his roommate three feet away in their dorm room. It was nasty but at least he wasn't longhousing himself under them covers.

Longhouse by ProHater August 5, 2008

laghouse 

A computer that runs slower than a 486.

"Damn these chat-ass Holy Cross laptops are such laghouses."

laghouse by Art July 22, 2004

Longhouse 

Longhouses were large houses where the people lived communally. It's associated with a pervasive atmosphere of social domination controlled by the old and sclerotic matriarchs who dominated and squashed any masculine spirit to overcome challenges and go beyond the normal state of things. It is at once a vision of a future which has returned to squalor, and of a society which deepens its social surveillance system specifically under the rule of screeching harridans (or ‘mammies’) with no sexual appeal.

This woman longhoused me the other day because she told me I fucked her friend and that was a form of socio-psychological rape

Longhouse by Antigon_ee July 4, 2025