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Longhouse
Term used by Bronze Age Pervert, an internet right-wing personality, to describe society that is gynocentric/matriarchal, lacking in privacy, personal liberty, in which one is constantly forced to share their living space with others, where hectoring (usually old) women enforce their social power to police men.
Longhouses were a type of communal dwelling, in which entire clans/tribes would live at once, sharing their living space 24/7, similarly to modern idea of "living in a pod", and were common type of living among primitive tribal societies, like some Native American tribes, many of which were matriarchal/semi-matriarchal societies ruled by oldest women.
Longhouses were a type of communal dwelling, in which entire clans/tribes would live at once, sharing their living space 24/7, similarly to modern idea of "living in a pod", and were common type of living among primitive tribal societies, like some Native American tribes, many of which were matriarchal/semi-matriarchal societies ruled by oldest women.
-Our culture is a longhouse enforced by modern technology.
-You will not force me into a longhouse. I will not eat the bug, I will not live in the pod.
-You will not force me into a longhouse. I will not eat the bug, I will not live in the pod.
Langhouse
Langhus
Langhus by TheLonleyVigilanty July 31, 2012
Longhouse
The sometimes seemingly necessary act of having sex with a third non-participating party in the room. The name refers to the huge single room houses where entire tribal communities lived and slept. Couples had the unfortunate choice of getting it on next to their sleeping kids and ugly, annoying neighbors or shagging on twigs in the woods.
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Longhouse
Longhouses were large houses where the people lived communally. It's associated with a pervasive atmosphere of social domination controlled by the old and sclerotic matriarchs who dominated and squashed any masculine spirit to overcome challenges and go beyond the normal state of things. It is at once a vision of a future which has returned to squalor, and of a society which deepens its social surveillance system specifically under the rule of screeching harridans (or ‘mammies’) with no sexual appeal.
This woman longhoused me the other day because she told me I fucked her friend and that was a form of socio-psychological rape
Longhouse by Antigon_ee July 4, 2025
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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